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Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo. Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expres... read more..

"Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake." - David "Avocado" Wolfe read more..

"I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himself. read more..

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and... read more..

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer. The boss asked, "Why... read more..

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tel... read more..

I was having a rather down day recently. You know how it is; you are going along 100 miles an hour and finally you crash. I was experiencing one of those reality crashes. Reclining in my chair, drink... read more..

"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life." - John Flavel read more..

"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. read more..

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman an read more..

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great ... read more..

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.... read more..

A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express train go by. People from his church noticed this and we're concerned about him. Finally the head of the church b... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experiencing in life and Roger B. replied and shared a great laugh I had never heard before.  As a reminder, here is my riddle. A... read more..

It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician... read more..

"A salvation that does not lead to service is no salvation at all." - Catherine Booth read more..

Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"... read more..

My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell ins... read more..

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!... read more..

It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is here and so is the heat for many of you in the northern hemisphere. As a bonus link, here is some heat wave humor that will hopefully keep you cool in spirit at l... read more..

  "Doctrine is not just a bundle of the church's own ideas, thoughts, and dreams about God, but is a declaring of what God Himself has shown and told us." - J. I. Packer read more..

I do not consider myself lazy. I think of myself as an Energy Conservative. I am saving my energy for sometime down the road when I may need it, and who knows when. This, however, is not the opinion ... read more..

* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. * Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their read more..

Sam and George go to the bank to cash their paychecks. After Sam cashes his check George hands the young teller his check. He moves away from the teller, counts his change, and then goes back and say... read more..

People who do not use punctuation deserve a long sentence.... read more..

Every once in a while, it never stops raining.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days: Q: "Do you know the difference betwe... read more..

After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another... read more..