Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Get Well Soon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9719
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Get Well Soon

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on hi... read more..
Vegetable Warning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2885
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Vegetable Warning

Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!... read more..
Complaints
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2581
<1min

Complaints

"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster." "NO!" said the horse, read more..
One-Liner #1509
One-liners
Susan Davis
1445
<1min

One-Liner #1509

Self-annihilating Command Authorized parking is forbidden!... read more..
'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5399
4 min read

'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?

I love children. I love being around them and watching them play. Each Sunday, following morning worship service, I delight in handing out little bags of jellybeans to all the children. Just between ... read more..
Getting Away With It Is Half the Fun
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1617
4 min read

Getting Away With It Is Half the Fun

I must admit I don't get away with very much, and I never have. It's not that I never try. It's just that whenever I try to get away with something, it always backfires. I wish there were a class som... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4582 - September 20, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4582 - September 20, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is an example of how the perspective from which you look at something can really change your ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 20, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1338
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is an example of how the perspective from which you look at something can really change your . . . . . . perspective on it. Above water, Flamingos are ... read more..
Legalism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1362
<1min

Legalism

The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. "I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license. I ... read more..
Quote #1946
Quotes
Susan Davis
1483
<1min

Quote #1946

"Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting." - Elizabeth Bowen read more..
Lost Ticket
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8946
<1min

Lost Ticket

Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it." When the ... read more..
Midday to You
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2747
<1min

Midday to You

I had just moved to an address between Sunrise Ave. and Sunset Blvd., one of Sacramento's major streets, and was explaining to a clerk where my home was located for billing purposes. "I live between ... read more..
One-Liner #1508
One-liners
Susan Davis
1384
<1min

One-Liner #1508

Self-annihilating Command Ignore this sign!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4581 - September 17, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4581 - September 17, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, for the first time in over 6 months, I had a business lunch with one of my clients. We met up at the local... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1170
1 min read

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, for the first time in over 6 months, I had a business lunch with one of my clients. We met up at the local Denny's. Arriving at the parking lot, I put my mask on to ... read more..
Make a Wish
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3640
<1min

Make a Wish

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if the... read more..
Patent Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5765
<1min

Patent Pun

The road to the patent office is paved with good inventions.... read more..
Life Purpose
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Life Purpose

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get me up in one of those things."... read more..
One-Liner #1507
One-liners
Susan Davis
1541
<1min

One-Liner #1507

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..
A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1797
4 min read

A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise?

To say the least, and I usually do, this summer has been quite a journey for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself. I can't remember a summer equal to the one we just went through. The fac... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4580 - September 13, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4580 - September 13, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! After the recent interruption in mailings, today marks the return of Rev. James Snyder's ongoing column. Usually ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 13, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1114
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! After the recent interruption in mailings, today marks the return of Rev. James Snyder's ongoing column. Usually I included a link to his latest articles on the Cybersalt s... read more..
Proposal Reaction
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4147
<1min

Proposal Reaction

A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were going to get married. "Whatsa dis?" screamed his Mother. "Who's a-gonna love you like a Momma? Who's a gonna st... read more..
Free Canaries
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2977
<1min

Free Canaries

Did you hear about the pet store whose canaries were constantly flying and never landed? They gave them away for free. After all, we're all familiar with "no perches necessary."... read more..
For Better, For Worse
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2582
<1min

For Better, For Worse

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunc... read more..
Quote #1945
Quotes
Susan Davis
1291
<1min

Quote #1945

"The Christian world view insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..
One-Liner #1506
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1506

The only attitude I trust is skepticism.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4579 - September 10, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4579 - September 10, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest only, you may not realize that Chicken Thursday Cybersalt News upda... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 10, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1151
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest only, you may not realize that Chicken Thursday Cybersalt News updates also go to my PearlyGates list. That list features... read more..
Behavior Modification
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6286
<1min

Behavior Modification

One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like th... read more..
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