Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 791 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Don't Mess With My Morning Coffee
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4781
5 min read

Don't Mess With My Morning Coffee

On a recent “getaway” I checked myself in to a inexpensive hotel. Okay, it was a cheap motel. But I was not interested in fancy accoutrements, simply getting away and resting. Personally, I don’t need... read more..
Flashlight Defense
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9870
<1min

Flashlight Defense

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.  "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That de read more..
Good Morning 06-25
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2566
3 min read

Good Morning 06-25

"The LORD is my Shepherd" - Psalm 23   This 23rd Psalm is not only the best known of all the psalms, but also for many the best-liked passage in all the sacred Scriptures. What a read more..
Ice Cream Flavors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4525
<1min

Ice Cream Flavors

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?""Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to conti... read more..
Good Morning 06-24
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2648
2 min read

Good Morning 06-24

Fourth Sunday after Pentecost "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   2 Sam. 12:1-10,13 Galatians 2:11-21 Luke 7:36-50 Psalm 32   Jesu read more..
Not as Much
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4083
<1min

Not as Much

God may not have as much for you to do as you think.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070624.mp3{/audio} read more..
Good Morning 06-23
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2643
3 min read

Good Morning 06-23

"That they all may be one; as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us: that the world may believe that thou hast sent me." - John 17:21   The 17th read more..
Pendulum
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3740
<1min

Pendulum

Some of the most fun games are the most simple ones. Take this one for instance - no fancy graphics, no splashy sounds.  All you have is a maddening goal to go further each time.  Sure you can spend ... read more..
Good Morning 06-22
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2570
3 min read

Good Morning 06-22

"Curse Meroz, said the angel of the LORD. Curse its people bitterly, because they did not come to help the LORD, to help the LORD against the mighty." - Judges 5:23  also read Matt read more..
Gate Boarding
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3804
<1min

Gate Boarding

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, bu... read more..
Pistol Shrimp
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3518
<1min

Pistol Shrimp

Pistols don't kill. Shrimp with pistols do. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..
Good Morning 06-21
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2550
2 min read

Good Morning 06-21

I felt the need to continue from yesterday in Ephesians 2:8,9, and 10.   Saved by grace, through faith in Christ, not by works of our own. that is the only Gospel found in the New Testament. read more..
Learn Those Numbers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6632
<1min

Learn Those Numbers

The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said.  "I do.  My father taught me." "Good.  What comes after three.& read more..
Sleeping Leg
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3539
<1min

Sleeping Leg

A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite a while with her legs crossed, reading a m... read more..
Accordian Flight
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3266
<1min

Accordian Flight

Ahh, the accordian. I won't go into my story about how my first guitar lesson was on an accordion because I already did so on the Toots Thielemans page.  So let's just get on wit read more..
Good Morning 06-20
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2491
2 min read

Good Morning 06-20

"For by grace you are saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast." - Ephesian 2:8-9 "Saved by grace." T read more..
Baseball Class
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5912
<1min

Baseball Class

A profesor at the University of Pennsylvania was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures.  At the beginning of one semester, an innovative class breathed new life into the course read more..
Lost Phone
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4704
<1min

Lost Phone

My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And ... read more..
Good Morning 06-19
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2513
2 min read

Good Morning 06-19

"Blessed be the Lord; not one word has failed of all His good promise." 1 Kings 8:56 Such was the testimony of King Solomon when dedicating the Temple. Such was the earlier confession read more..
Sushi Conveyor
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3236
<1min

Sushi Conveyor

I am not a fan of sushi. I prefer my uncooked fish in an aquarium - not my stomach. But that does not mean that I look down on people who do like to eat raw fish. I mean, sharks do that often enoug... read more..
Good Morning 06-18
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2707
3 min read

Good Morning 06-18

"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter." - Isaiah 5:20   When I r read more..
Fishing Advice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3403
<1min

Fishing Advice

Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"The other f... read more..
Aaron - Priest and Dad
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4140
<1min

Aaron - Priest and Dad

Introducing Aaron - Priest, Dad, model for all.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070617.mp3{/audio} read more..
Good Morning 06-16
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2340
3 min read

Good Morning 06-16

"Honor thy mother and thy father." - Exodus 20:12  "Whoever loves wisdom makes his father rejoice" - Proverbs 29:3   Today we honor the faith of Christian fathe read more..
Card Name
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3265
<1min

Card Name

Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel in Williamsburg, Va., prided ourselves on making the guests feel special. When someone arrived at reception, credit card in hand, we woul... read more..
Good Morning 06-16
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2487
2 min read

Good Morning 06-16

Isaiah 43:1-2 Israel as a nation had much reason to fear the wrath of God. Their persistent sinning, especially their foolish idolatry, was bringing upon them dire punishment. For the remnant i read more..
Good Morning 06-15
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2500
3 min read

Good Morning 06-15

"Looking Unto Jesus." - Hebrews 12:2 These three words encompass the Christian faith and life. We look to Jesus first of all as our Savior. "My faith looks up to thee, Thou Lamb read more..
Good Morning 06-14
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2695
3 min read

Good Morning 06-14

"My people have committed two evils; they have forsaken Me, the fountain of living waters, and hewed them out cistern, broken cisterns, that can hold no water." - Jeremiah 2:13   read more..
Ring Clock
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
7568
<1min

Ring Clock

I think clocks programmed in flash are cool.  Sure they don't have the majesty of a tall grandfather clock in the living room or the class of that silver pocket watch you have nowhere to keep now that... read more..
Good Morning 06-13
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2630
2 min read

Good Morning 06-13

"Be still, and know that I am God." - Psalm 46:10   The Psalmist contemplates turbulence in nature and violence among men: He remains unmoved and is neither fearful or resentful. read more..
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