Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pet Hotline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4386
<1min

Pet Hotline

The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..
The Connective Tissue of Leadership
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4392
7 min read

The Connective Tissue of Leadership

Our bodies are amazing acts of creation. As I looked at some of the details of how they work, I was amazed to find just how much our body does. Did you know that in one twenty four hour period your he... read more..
Tracing Family
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3534
<1min

Tracing Family

Dear Abby:I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it.Any suggestions?Sam in California------------------------------------------Dear Sam... read more..
Build On A Rock
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5437
2 min read

Build On A Rock

Multimillion-dollar houses came crashing down a hill in Southern California. Power poles popped and cracked as they tumbled right before everyone's eyes. Grabbing their children and pets, many people ... read more..
Ignored Phone
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3401
<1min

Ignored Phone

The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang."You must answer the telephone," he told her irritably."All right," she replied, "but it seems so silly. Ni... read more..
First Things First
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7935
<1min

First Things First

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question.  The night before the big question, he told the Emcee that he desired a question on American History. The big night had arrived... read more..
Another Day Late And $3.96 Short This Time
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4135
5 min read

Another Day Late And $3.96 Short This Time

No day is complete for me unless I forget something. It does not matter what I forget as long as what I forget disrupts my day in some way. Rare is the day in May when I forget to forget something. read more..
Kids Off Track
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560
<1min

Kids Off Track

Kids statements that are a little... off track:* God bless America thru the night with a light from a bulb!* Oh Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!* G... read more..
Unfinished Quest
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4466
<1min

Unfinished Quest

Long, long ago an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Geronimo and Falling Rocks, the two bravest warriors in his tribe.  The chief instructed each to go out and seek buffalo skin... read more..
Using The Right Fertilizer?
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5050
3 min read

Using The Right Fertilizer?

Flowers are beautiful this time of year. Some have been in bloom for awhile; others have just begun to put on buds. The gardens around the area are just blossoming with blooms of all colors, shapes, f... read more..
Every Word
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3456
<1min

Every Word

A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?"The student said, "Every word... read more..
The Seeds of Discovery
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3869
3 min read

The Seeds of Discovery

My husband and I watched a film recently that had a lot to do with discovery. A man with a brilliant brain, insatiable curiosity and more than a little ambition set himself and others on a path that l... read more..
Think You're Having A Bad Day?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8807
2 min read

Think You're Having A Bad Day?

So you think you're having a bad day. A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen.  The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow,... read more..
College Cure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3655
<1min

College Cure

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?""Two days ago.""Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In May, he'l... read more..
Christians Aren't Allowed to Be Jerks
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5737
6 min read

Christians Aren't Allowed to Be Jerks

One of my callers had a valid question. He asked if there is such a thing as mean-spirited Christians. My answer was, yes, Christians do all kinds of bad things, unfortunately. I have to confess to y... read more..
Tired of Rejection?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5155
<1min

Tired of Rejection?

Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration, I regret to in... read more..
Newspaper Ads
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3615
<1min

Newspaper Ads

**Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks included.**Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.**Girl wanted to assist magician in cutti read more..
Loud Teenagers...
Misc
2754
<1min

Loud Teenagers...

Cycling home from Cluster tonight (that's church speak for a group bigger than homegroup and smaller than the church congregation) two lasses were heckling passers by. An amusing comment floated ... read more..
"If It" Office Advice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4399
<1min

"If It" Office Advice

If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly. If it clanks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it is a friend, take a break. If it is the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it is handw... read more..
Planting Your Family's Roots Deeply into the Local Church
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5725
6 min read

Planting Your Family's Roots Deeply into the Local Church

How essential is the local church in developing strong, godly families? One man told me the church definitely takes second or third place in his list of priorities. "Family has to come first," he said... read more..
Executive Approval
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3377
<1min

Executive Approval

For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president.A m... read more..
Goober Farmers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4574
<1min

Goober Farmers

There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman to put the mule in the barn. When they led the mule over to the barn, they decided that the mule's ears were too... read more..
Window Washer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5714
<1min

Window Washer

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe. I said to him, "What do you do for a living?" He said, "Well, I used to be a window washer." I a... read more..
Saturday at work
Misc
2839
<1min

Saturday at work

(Ooops, I nearly broke the Blogging system, see below - sorry about that folks.) Colleagues & customers will be somewhat bemused on Teusday. We spent Saturday rearranging stock, shelving and read more..
ACTS 2:38
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6432
<1min

ACTS 2:38

This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen.  He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal.  She had no weapon and was all alone.  The only thing that she could think t... read more..
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4670
2 min read

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Many stores have the words "Satisfaction Guaranteed" in their store policies. You buy something in their store, and if it doesn't meet your expectations, and you aren't satisfied, you can return it fo... read more..
Flood Prediction
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4038
<1min

Flood Prediction

Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.The Pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is punishment from God. Prepare to meet your maker."The president went on T... read more..
I Think I'll Drop Everything And Just Go Fishin'
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4406
5 min read

I Think I'll Drop Everything And Just Go Fishin'

I said something last week I haven't said in years. Where it came from, I really don't know. It's funny, you're tooling along minding your own business for weeks, maybe months at a time, and then some... read more..
Dispatch Message
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3743
<1min

Dispatch Message

One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway.When I got to the scene, I found a raccoon... read more..
Memories . . . The Corners Of My Mind
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3941
3 min read

Memories . . . The Corners Of My Mind

Brains...we've all got them, believe it or not--and scientists allege that we use but 10 percent of their capacity! Now I am not a mathematician like my son, but if I am ACTIVELY using 10 percent of m... read more..
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