Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Kasey Wins At Richmond
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5054
3 min read

Kasey Wins At Richmond

Points leader Jimmie Johnson had a miserable night. His teammate and #2 in points, Jeff Gordon, hit the wall on lap 165 and never recovered. He finished 39th. It could have been Kurt Busch's night to ... read more..
Military Chat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3317
<1min

Military Chat

During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different aircraft to familiarize myself with their capabilities. One day I was aboard an intelligence aircraft where each... read more..
The Wonder of the Ascension
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3885
11 min read

The Wonder of the Ascension

Do you remember that final verse we looked at this past Easter Sunday, when Mary Magdalene first saw the risen Christ and was told to stop clinging to Him. Jesus told her to go tell the disciples that... read more..
Offended Goober
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4372
<1min

Offended Goober

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA goober goes to a show and after sitting down, a ventriloqui... read more..
Things Learned From Children
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4272
2 min read

Things Learned From Children

Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding): * There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. * If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, t... read more..
Washing One Another's Feet
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5460
8 min read

Washing One Another's Feet

Do you remember what Jesus said after He washed the disciples? feet? "`Now that I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also should wash one another's feet. I have set you an example that... read more..
Insured Voice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3449
<1min

Insured Voice

A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000."There is a hu... read more..
Where Are We?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4823
<1min

Where Are We?

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.  As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for l... read more..
10 Tips To Help Your Prayer Life
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5786
7 min read

10 Tips To Help Your Prayer Life

If praying does not come effortlessly for you, try these tips for making your prayer life more focused and effective. For a few hardy prayer warriors, talking with God is as easy as breathing; it ha... read more..
Lab Mix
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3370
<1min

Lab Mix

This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of wat... read more..
Gore Flubs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5144
3 min read

Gore Flubs

We've all flubbed things we were trying to say - here are some flubs attributed to Al Gore. "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder... read more..
World Power!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3893
3 min read

World Power!

Add a new i-MAC/G-5 to one new cable modem and you've got me--and millions like me--connected to an amazing world called the Internet. E-mail flies into my office from around the world; Web pages find... read more..
Family Picnic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11409
<1min

Family Picnic

The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up. When a rusty old... read more..
Useful Work Phrases
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4510
2 min read

Useful Work Phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 3. Someday, we?ll look back on this, laugh nervously and cha read more..
How a Jewish Lawyer Found Jesus
Testimonies
Pastor Tim
9146
7 min read

How a Jewish Lawyer Found Jesus

I was raised in a Conservative Jewish home. We ?kept kosher,? and for 5 years I went to Hebrew School, followed by a Bar Mitzvah. From an early age, though, I considered myself an agnostic. As a young... read more..
Preacher Tow
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3762
<1min

Preacher Tow

The minister's car wouldn't start and he called the garage to come and tow it in for repair. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister said, "I hope you'll go easy on m... read more..
Training Courses Now Available for Men
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4303
2 min read

Training Courses Now Available for Men

1.  Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop 2.  Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3.  Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding 4.  Re read more..
No Other Hope
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3753
3 min read

No Other Hope

We received a phone call last week that sounded intriguing. The man was very pleasant as he told me a technician would come into our home and test our water for us, free of charge. Like many people, I... read more..
Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4041
<1min

Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

*Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?""...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it.""Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals read more..
The Love That Empties Tombs
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3632
10 min read

The Love That Empties Tombs

It was Friday afternoon, the crowds had returned to the city leaving the three crucified bodies a deterrent to all. Joseph of Arimathea went quickly to Pilate, and though fearful of what the Roman cou... read more..
Goober Puzzle
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4853
<1min

Goober Puzzle

One morning this goober calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?" Th... read more..
Parking Concern
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3706
<1min

Parking Concern

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?""No, I'm fine," I said, touched by her concern."Oh,... read more..
He's Rollin'
Misc
2985
<1min

He's Rollin'

Well, i am not sure if any read these, but i will type this up anyways. :) Early this morning, my fat fellow decided to heave that little body and roll from his tummy to back. May not seem bi... read more..
My Testimony
Misc
2624
2 min read

My Testimony

My name is Becky.  I live in a little town called Georgetown, Ohio.  I grew up in the next town over, and was raised in church by my God-fearing mother.  I was saved as a teenager, but ... read more..
Our Helper
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4911
2 min read

Our Helper

"Call 911, call 911," eight year-old Levi was scrambling to get help for his mother who had slipped and fallen on the wet tile floor in their kitchen. Gasping from the pain as her knee buckled under h read more..
First Sermon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4304
<1min

First Sermon

At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he preached, he drank from pitcher of water until it was completely gone.After the service, someone asked an old woman o... read more..
Heat Wave Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
46277
2 min read

Heat Wave Humor

Nothing personal against Texans - change it to any place that is hot. "It's So Hot In Texas That......" *The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. *The potatoes cook undergrou... read more..
Wait
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5021
15 min read

Wait

Shortly after starting her perfume business, Estee Lauder realized she had to persuade a cosmetics buyer to place her products in many stores throughout the country. At 9 A.M., Lauder was in the offic... read more..
Price Reduction
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4785
<1min

Price Reduction

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, " the price will be only $5.50."From the back of the congregatio... read more..
300 miles later
Misc
2743
<1min

300 miles later

& I am back. Was a good trip, though we ran into flooding accross the motorway on the way back. Thank God for a safe trip - now all I have to do is get the rental car back in the morning. read more..
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