Monthly Archive

2006

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Rest Home Trial
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3185
<1min

Rest Home Trial

Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on a two-week-trial basis. Consequently, she took a small overnight case with only the bare essentials.A couple of... read more..
What to Wear When There's Nothing to Wear!?!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5741
3 min read

What to Wear When There's Nothing to Wear!?!

"I haven't got a thing to wear!" If you own a teen daughter, you've heard it! If you own a teen son--forget it...fun's more important!  AND fun it was for the crowd who watc read more..
Green Side Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4596
1 min read

Green Side Up

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her.  They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants.  She says, "Now, in the livin... read more..
Bull Healing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3671
<1min

Bull Healing

A farmer asked his vet to come out to check on his favorite bull who wasn't doing well at all. After checking the bull's vital signs, the vet reached in his black bag and pulled out a rather large pil... read more..
Escaped Puppy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5089
<1min

Escaped Puppy

I live across the street from a church.  When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard we went looking for it.  She went off in the car and I started to walk around the church calling ... read more..
SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute
Wonders of Creation
5119
4 min read

SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute

What if it really happened? What if an intelligent signal was received from space, and verified as a genuine signal from another intelligent race of creatures? What if there was absolutely no mistake ... read more..
Cake Disaster
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3226
<1min

Cake Disaster

Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited some of her women friends over for the evening. She put out snacks and then came out with a cake that looked li... read more..
Skinny Lumberjack
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5016
<1min

Skinny Lumberjack

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the ... read more..
More Than An Angel
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
7863
6 min read

More Than An Angel

Do you believe in angels?I believe I have a guardian angel--several, perhaps. I also believe angels have visited this planet, repeatedly.Two millennia ago, the largest known visitation of angels to ea... read more..
Romantic Switch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3058
<1min

Romantic Switch

Although he had packed his bag for a business trip the night before, my husband planned to come home from the office before leaving. That afternoon he called to say the meeting had been canceled and o... read more..
Setting Your Mind On Things Above? Part IV
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4813
8 min read

Setting Your Mind On Things Above? Part IV

We have looked at the four Biblical views of heaven; Eden ; Hades; the Intermediate Heaven; the New Heaven and New Earth. We recognized that heaven is secured by the resurrection of Jesus Christ that ... read more..
Playing House
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4934
<1min

Playing House

A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day.  They played that they were man & wife and they were going away.  As they knocked upon a neighbor's door, the little gi... read more..
Sibling Takings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3026
<1min

Sibling Takings

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings."My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one. "My sister takes gymnastics," said ... read more..
Bump Start
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4228
<1min

Bump Start

About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight.  I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give... read more..
Erosion
Wonders of Creation
5138
4 min read

Erosion

Not long ago some scientific papers were published on the rates at which soils were being carried away by erosion. The final tally, after all the different measurements were taken, was that, at presen... read more..
A New Covenant
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5485
6 min read

A New Covenant

Writer and preacher, Stuart Briscoe tells of a time he was in Scotland:I was in Edinburgh about a year ago speaking at Charlotte Chapel, and a delightful young lady gave her testimony. She had come ba... read more..
True Confessions
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3756
<1min

True Confessions

Don't be fooled about what confession really is. To share Jesus with others and help them find him, we need to have a firm grasp about what makes a true confession in God's eyes.Listen Online:... read more..
Liberal Headlines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6193
<1min

Liberal Headlines

If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media------------------------------------------- On Red Sea crossing:  WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKEPursuing Environmentalists Killed O... read more..
How Can Any Student Pass?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3431
<1min

How Can Any Student Pass?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days. Typical academic year for a student:1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.2... read more..
The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4754
5 min read

The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve

I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, "Let’s clean out the garage today." Trust me on this one, it is no April f... read more..
Efficient Breakfast
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4622
<1min

Efficient Breakfast

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. "I watched my wife's ro... read more..
So, Who's Fool Are You?
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5666
3 min read

So, Who's Fool Are You?

One of my late preacher-dad's favorite stories was about a New Yorker who walked the streets of the city wearing a "sandwich board." As people passed him, they read, "I am a fool fo... read more..
Lost Snack
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4835
<1min
Tragedy Upon Tragedy
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
5493
4 min read

Tragedy Upon Tragedy

I just watched the film Capote, a story about a writer who became obsessed with a tragic murder. The film details his journey as he goes to the community where the murders were committed, becomes frie... read more..
Pastors' Good News/Bad News
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
28975
<1min

Pastors' Good News/Bad News

Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.Bad News: The vote passed b... read more..
Computer Error
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4512
<1min

Computer Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.As he... read more..
There's Teacher
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5361
<1min

There's Teacher

The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you... read more..
Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3728
<1min

Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

10. You frequently overhear the CEO mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-You"9. The guys from the mailroom see you, and their first response is "Oh, are you still here.".8. The guy from HR keeps asking when ca read more..
Keep Your Seat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4948
<1min

Keep Your Seat

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.  She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal societ... read more..
Are You a Policeman?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3554
<1min

Are You a Policeman?

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why are you in uniform?""Today is my day off."... read more..
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