Issue #4468
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And Then the Thunder Roared" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/and-then-the-thunder-roared
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Head Check
One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head.
Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all night. Every hour, she'd gently shake him and ask, "What's your name?"
Soon, he began moaning in protest each time she entered the room.
When Sally went in at 5:00 A.M., she found something white on his forehead. Leaning close, she saw a crayon-scrawled message taped to his forehead.
It read: "My name is Daniel."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1394
It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.
Today's Clean Pun
Night Chef
A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night.
"Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"
Today's Quote
Quote #1835
- Joni Earikson Tada
Today's Illustration
Communications Skills
Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for?
A sign behind the counter at a video rental store:
"We are sorry to report that we are all out of 'That Movie with That Guy Who Was in That Other Movie.'
There was some confusion when ordering from our distributor. - Thank You"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.
The bubble has burst to some extent.
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning.
Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses.
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!
If money grew on trees, in the Fall you'd really be raking it in!
Within a year, our Young Couples Department at church had grown from one class of eight active couples to four classes with 56 active couples!
It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.
Our product is best because all the others are average.
Question: Harangutan
Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount?