Issue #4458
Cybersalt News
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
From the Beginning
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1384
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions
The executive committee proposes the following compromise:
make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.
Today's Quote
Quote #1825
"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict."
- Oswald Chambers
Today's Illustration
Fishing Pessimists
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.
The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, "Only caught one, eh?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.
Our lack or cooperation is mutual!
On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd.
A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.
Self-Annihilating Sentence
A guy stole a hundred cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store; I don't know how he can sleep at night! 
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.
A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink.
"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!"
Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts:
After raising four kids and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more than a little nervous, I took a front row seat in my first class in over 40 years ... a literature course.
Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus.
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
The National Equestrian Center near Lake St. Louis is a gaited community.
At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a brilliant magic blue and red cape. And he became Superman.