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     ÂCybersalt News
There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:
www.cybersalt.org/a43c
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   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Granny's Visit
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.
"I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!"
His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?"
The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0966
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
Today's Clean Pun
Drive-thru Guy
That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.
Today's Quote
Quote #1414
"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution."
Today's Illustration
Twin Calves
A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf. Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was fully grown.
However one of the calves soon grew sick, and then sicker until one day the farmer came into the house one day looking sad.
He looked at his wife and said, "You'll never guess what's just happened? The Lord's calf is dead!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.
I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring.
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream. Here is a wallpaper sample." She handed me a plain square of tan-colored paper.
Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car.
Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh. Hurray for fresh material on the net - especially when it debuts on one of my lists!
If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, "Whom"?
In the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.
"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."
John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's no smoking in here!"
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!
Why are you so easily startled?
The Pessimist complains about the wind.
On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him.