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When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper sermon audio file. So if you did watch those videos and then listened and wondered, "How on earth does that relate?" the answer was, "It didn't." I have now fixed the link so the proper sermon recording is linked to right after the videos. Again, you'll find all of this at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/the-youcerto
My only explanation for this error is best summed up by the new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Dog Stool" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-stool
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Helping Out
For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules.
He worked during the day, and I worked at night.
One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"
As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.
The next morning I found the same note.
"STAMPS!" was crossed out.
Underneath it he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0970
If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.
Today's Clean Pun
Paediatricians
Paediatricians tend to have very little patients.
Today's Quote
Quote #1418
"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Today's Illustration
Self Confidence
J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion.
Getty put up quite a creditable performance until he made the mistake of saying, "Hit me a little harder, Jack."
Dempsey knocked him out.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call.
When the man came home, his wife was crying.
Auto-correct has become my worst enema.
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"Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper demonstrates the downside of democracy."
Some things you keep. Like good teeth. Warm coats. Bald husbands & chubby wives. They're good for you, reliable and practical and so sublime that to throw them away would make the garbage man a thief. So you hang on to the older gifts, because something old is sometimes better than something new, and what you know is often better than a stranger.
In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee.
I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.
I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are not the same person after we have entered it. The primary problem is learning how to love and care for the stranger to whom you find yourself married.'
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?
Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees."
Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test.