Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bank Arrangements
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3669
3 min read

Bank Arrangements

Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank, and the bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Tim... read more..
Goober Interview
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5245
<1min

Goober Interview

The executive was interviewing a goober for a position in his company.He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or ... read more..
Toucan Yell
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7385
<1min

Toucan Yell

Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled."Toucan nothin',... read more..
The Love of God at Work
Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
6672
6 min read

The Love of God at Work

You may have heard of Jim Elliot, who went to Equador to take the Gospel to the Auca tribe. This tribe was described as one of the most dangerous tribes in the jungles of Equador. In fact the homici... read more..
Daaaad!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5296
<1min

Daaaad!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.  Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty.  Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No.  You had yo... read more..
Surgical Tools
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3340
<1min

Surgical Tools

To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. The Doctor kicked all the relati... read more..
Good Morning 5-24
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3087
<1min

Good Morning 5-24

Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your LORD will come. Matt 24:42     Christ's second coming will be swift and sudden. There will be no opportunity for last-m read more..
Shakespearean in Dallas
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3700
<1min

Shakespearean in Dallas

A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon seeing some cowboys, said, "Hey Maw, look at them thar men with them thar bowed laigs."She said that if he did... read more..
Work Virus
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5150
<1min

Work Virus

There is a new virus going around, called "work".  If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN I... read more..
Cops and Robbers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5472
<1min

Cops and Robbers

Esther Cohen had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead.” She slump... read more..
The Most Powerful Force on Earth
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
10926
9 min read

The Most Powerful Force on Earth

Research psychologists have found there are at least three situations when we are not ourselves. First, the average person puts on airs when he visits the lobby of a fancy hotel. Next, the typical Jan... read more..
Diet Additive
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5108
<1min

Diet Additive

During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products.She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolat... read more..
Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 1
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4081
<1min

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 1

Many people think emotional health is evidenced by strength and the absence of weak moments.  However, we can never be emotionally healthy (and spiritually mature) until we learn to live in broke... read more..
10 Most Wanted
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5959
<1min

10 Most Wanted

Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.  There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board.  The label clearly read, "The 10 Most W... read more..
Rank Explanation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3210
<1min

Rank Explanation

My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had just been promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all pleased with the news, but some of us less knowledgeable... read more..
It?s A Bird, It?s A Plane ? Ouch, It?s My Brother
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5299
5 min read

It?s A Bird, It?s A Plane ? Ouch, It?s My Brother

A favorite pastime of mine is channel surfing. With sleep not coming one night last week, I found myself indulging in this amusement. Without any warning, I stumbled onto a real treasure, which roused... read more..
Laws of Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4828
<1min

Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.* Kauffman's Parad read more..
A Reponse to the Da Vinci Code - Decode 'n Debate ... The New Jesus
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5312
5 min read

A Reponse to the Da Vinci Code - Decode 'n Debate ... The New Jesus

"There's a new Jesus," I told my husband today. "The Promise," a popular Branson, MO, Christian musicale, after a brief interlude, has returned to the stage, and the former, Je read more..
Car Warning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3523
<1min

Car Warning

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.After she insisted, he finally... read more..
Aging
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5379
2 min read

Aging

~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.  But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.~ There are three signs of old age.  The first is your loss of memory.I forg... read more..
Deep Thoughts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5064
2 min read

Deep Thoughts

From an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don... read more..
God's Family Plan
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
7561
11 min read

God's Family Plan

The dishes, garbage, and dirty laundry would pile up for days when Cat and Harlan Barnard's teenage children refused to do their chores. So the Barnards—of Enterprise, Florida—went on ... read more..
Cats
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5167
<1min

Cats

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.""In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.""As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.""One cat just read more..
Money Worries
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3327
<1min

Money Worries

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a three-man business."I need someone with an accounting degree,... read more..
Emotional Health - Break the Power of the Past
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3874
<1min

Emotional Health - Break the Power of the Past

Our family of origin and significant events in our past are the primary realities that affect our emotions and feelings today.  If we don't understand this about ourselves we are doomed to re... read more..
Miscellaneous Ponderings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4479
<1min

Miscellaneous Ponderings

A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station...  GO FIGURE!If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?I believe five... read more..
Mom's Cooking Was Nothing To Write Home About
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4750
5 min read

Mom's Cooking Was Nothing To Write Home About

With all the ballyhoo today around diet and nutrition it amazes me, as I look back, how I ever survived my mother’s culinary endeavors. According to modern nutritional experts, she did everythin... read more..
Elementary Motherhood
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3562
3 min read

Elementary Motherhood

Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape is.2. Think about it. It was the b... read more..
Cruising
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4645
2 min read

Cruising

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1.  (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady ... read more..
Mothers Can Only Do So Much!
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5736
3 min read

Mothers Can Only Do So Much!

Mother? Oh, Mother? How many times have you heard those words? Often times they are reeking with excitement, or perhaps fear or anguish! I can remember rushing to the aid of my children, when I heard ... read more..
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