Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4932
5 min read

On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife

Every job is important to someone, but many jobs do not get the recognition they deserve. One such job is the husband of the pastor's wife. This job carries great responsibility and yet has little if ... read more..
How To Photograph A New Puppy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3018
<1min

How To Photograph A New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.4. Choose a suitable background for pho read more..
Earthquakes of The Heart
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4291
3 min read

Earthquakes of The Heart

It is October 2005, months after the tsunami - we listen with deep sadness to accounts of the earthquake devastation on the Pakistan/India border. Our hearts break as we hear tales of horror--children... read more..
Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4326
<1min

Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and sa... read more..
Sibling Takes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3337
<1min

Sibling Takes

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings."My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one."My sister takes gymnastics," said a... read more..
On The Road To Recovery
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5263
3 min read

On The Road To Recovery

Many of us face troubles throughout our lives. We are met with debts we cannot pay, family problems we cannot solve, sickness we sometimes cannot overcome, or prayers that seem never to be answered. W... read more..
Two by Fours
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5018
<1min

Two by Fours

Man injured by fallen raccoon A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.  One goober walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean t... read more..
Mess Cake
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3424
<1min

Mess Cake

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked to the Food Service Off... read more..
Wonders of Creation - Living in Space
Wonders of Creation
4339
3 min read

Wonders of Creation - Living in Space

At present our planet has an orbiting space station, in which people have been living, sometimes continuously for many months.  They have, of course, been tested, to see what the effects of livin... read more..
'Coons From Heaven
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4574
<1min

'Coons From Heaven

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga.  (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a treed raccoon when his colleague, Donnie Lamb, decided to shoot the raccoon out of the tree.  Trouble w... read more..
Resume Examples
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3654
2 min read

Resume Examples

These are real examples from real resumes:*Reasons For Leaving Last Job*- Responsibility makes me nervous.- They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under thos... read more..
Winking, Wiggling and the Power of Words
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
6432
10 min read

Winking, Wiggling and the Power of Words

What do "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie" and Genesis 1:1 have in common? Quite a lot! I got this crazy picture in my mind the other day. I don't even know what causes these thoughts to come to mind ... read more..
3 eggs - 50 years
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4112
2 min read

3 eggs - 50 years

A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of each other.  The good wife promised that she would stop being so critical of his sleep- inducing sermons.... read more..
Old Goats
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4659
<1min

Old Goats

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. Sh... read more..
5 Ways God Answers Prayer
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
7617
6 min read

5 Ways God Answers Prayer

Over the years, I've discovered from Scripture and experience that God loves to answer our prayers. Here are five of his most frequent answers:1. "No, I love you too much." The Lord of the universe is... read more..
Millionaire's Driver
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4921
<1min

Millionaire's Driver

Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names. Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir. Millionaire: Drive on, Alfred... read more..
Happy Birthday Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3413
<1min

Happy Birthday Call

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had di... read more..
Wonders of Creation - Cells
Wonders of Creation
3625
5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Cells

The usual school textbook diagram of a human cell and pictures of the Earth from space share something in common ? both make an object of incredible complexity appear simple. Zoom in on either, and a ... read more..
The Gift
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5062
<1min

The Gift

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.  A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied, "But where in th... read more..
Thanksgiving: The Antidote to Pernicious Creeping Materialism
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4593
8 min read

Thanksgiving: The Antidote to Pernicious Creeping Materialism

One of them, when he saw he was healed, came back, praising God in a loud voice. He threw himself at Jesus? feet and thanked him?and he was a Samaritan. Jesus asked, ?Were not all ten cleansed? Where ... read more..
Camping Hints
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4264
2 min read

Camping Hints

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and... read more..
Class Reunions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7286
2 min read

Class Reunions

Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is planned; it'll be really grand;Make plans to attend without fail.I'll never forget the first time we met;We tried ... read more..
That's the Way . . .
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4371
2 min read

That's the Way . . .

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he ... read more..
Brick Order
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3466
<1min

Brick Order

A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks."May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter."It's going to be a barbecue.""Wow, that's a lot of bricks fo... read more..
Vet's Guarantee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4808
<1min

Vet's Guarantee

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the n... read more..
The Crossing
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4299
8 min read

The Crossing

Some of the most profound and familiar images in the Bible have to do with water. Noah and the flood of the whole earth, Moses and opening up of the Red Sea, Jesus walking on the water of the Sea of G... read more..
Charity Answer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3611
<1min

Charity Answer

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..
Wonders of Creation - Ear Coning?
Wonders of Creation
3704
4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Ear Coning?

Have you ever heard of ?Ear coning?? Here is how it works: you lie down on your side and stick a cone-shaped candle in your ear. Light the candle and, according to the promoters of this crazy idea, th... read more..
Johnny's Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5039
<1min

Johnny's Prayer

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.  After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine", said the pleased mother. ... read more..
Argument Settled
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3202
<1min

Argument Settled

The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in e... read more..
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