Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Swerving Goober
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4453
<1min

Swerving Goober

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober driver.  "Sir, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The goober replied, "Oh officer, thank g... read more..
Goodbye Pharoah
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4471
7 min read

Goodbye Pharoah

Have you ever been on the Universal Studios tour? If you have, then you have seen the secret of how Cecil B. DeMille parted the Red Sea. Have you ever wondered how God did it? These past couple of wee... read more..
Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3409
<1min

Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!"3. Ask everyone around you i read more..
Ooops in the Forest
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4654
<1min

Ooops in the Forest

Two hikers were walking through some foothills when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in the ground.  They figured it must be the opening for a vertical air shaft from an old abandoned coal mine.... read more..
Fear of Failure
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3940
4 min read

Fear of Failure

Sewing is one of those domestic skills that I was taught when a young girl.  I learned it at the home of friend who convinced me to join a 4H group.  It was a lot of fun getting together wit... read more..
Dangling Participles
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
21024
<1min

Dangling Participles

Dangling Participle Alert!~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.~ The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, ... read more..
Setting The Table
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6190
<1min

Setting The Table

Little Susan was mother's helper.  She helped set the table when company was due for dinner.  Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down.  Then Mother noticed... read more..
How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4333
5 min read

How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry

Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to admit I didn't do well in calculus), the average minute during vacation tim... read more..
Four Little Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3197
<1min

Four Little Words

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone spe... read more..
Walking on Water
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5481
<1min

Walking on Water

Bob, the goober, heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.  So, on his 21st birthday, Bob his good friend Brian headed out ... read more..
Wonders of Creation - The Ear
Wonders of Creation
4154
3 min read

Wonders of Creation - The Ear

The shape of our ear is designed to maximize the sounds we hear. If we had no ear, everything would sound sharp and 'metallic?, but God has designed a large, flexible flap, which catches low, medium a... read more..
Get Moving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3825
<1min

Get Moving

While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me and I said, "Come on Sam, get moving."The next week we were on the same road again with another slow driver ahead... read more..
When God Believes - Part 1
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4463
9 min read

When God Believes - Part 1

When you listened to the reports of the chaos of New Orleans this past week it surely seemed surreal. One person described the city as being like Baghdad when it fell. Another said that it was ?angel ... read more..
Now, Now Ellen
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4143
<1min

Now, Now Ellen

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket.  As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl... read more..
City Kids Camping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3643
<1min

City Kids Camping

Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being bitten.Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to h... read more..
The Puppy Who Wasn't
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3878
3 min read

The Puppy Who Wasn't

Dropping in on a friend unexpectedly is not always a good idea, but some of us live a bit spontaneously and that's just the way it seems to be. I decided to drop in on my friend, Lynn, one day, when s... read more..
Learned in Yale
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4847
<1min

Learned in Yale

A wealthy contractor liked to know something about all the employees who worked for him. One day he came upon a young man who was expertly counting out a large wad of the firm's cash. The contractor a... read more..
Referrals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6632
<1min

Referrals

When our local doctor began attending church services the minister was delighted, and it wasn't long before they were helping each other in their work, the minister referring people to the doctor, and... read more..
Out of Gas Mission
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5237
3 min read

Out of Gas Mission

Mission work is an important part of the church where my family is a member. Last week my husband, Jerry, was asked to take the Associational Disaster Shower Trailer to a small church in Northwest Ark... read more..
Thanks, Honey
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4282
<1min

Thanks, Honey

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.  The following exchange takes place....  The man says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 5... read more..
Dangerous Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3746
<1min

Dangerous Dog

Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the... read more..
Bear Hunting Preacher
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8800
<1min

Bear Hunting Preacher

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting.  As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending h... read more..
Resurrection Certainties
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4190
8 min read

Resurrection Certainties

I suppose that for some people, the word "certainties" is a bit of a hot button. I hope it is, anyway. Some like their faith certain. Others prefer a bit of mystery. I think the accounts of the resurr... read more..
Ammunition Substantiation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3343
<1min

Ammunition Substantiation

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given o... read more..
16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4141
1 min read

16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate

Some of these are a little odd but they would definitely spice up dorm life. 16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate:**************************************************** 1.  Sit up.  Say, "time to... read more..
Nothing Hidden in D&X
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5759
7 min read

Nothing Hidden in D&X

What is partial-birth abortion? To help answer that question for the legislature, Representative Canady presented Congress with five simple line drawings. They were captioned by seven brief, precise s... read more..
Army Drab
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3308
<1min

Army Drab

My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.While in line at the che... read more..
Goober Diagnosis
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4429
<1min

Goober Diagnosis

A Goober felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examining him said, 'Well, I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has somethingto do with alcohol.' The Goober replied, 'Well,... read more..
Seen This?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3166
<1min

Seen This?

I had trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair in my bangs, I pointed to my forehead and asked my husband, "Oh no, h... read more..
Great Eyesight
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4388
<1min

Great Eyesight

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Sam , "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Sam ag... read more..
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