Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Playing for the Home Town Crowd
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3804
4 min read

Playing for the Home Town Crowd

I imagine it's a very scary thing for athletes who have to perform in front of a crowd. But ask any one of them and they?ll tell you it's great to play in their home-town. The fans can make the differ... read more..
Wayward Cessna
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4562
<1min

Wayward Cessna

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see... read more..
The Well Watcher
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3901
3 min read

The Well Watcher

Sat on a bench at the mall one day, and I mall-watched! A parade of humanity streamed by--people of every feature, face, and fashion imaginable. Now my real preference is to "boardwalk-watch" by the o... read more..
Shopkeeper's Competition
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5439
<1min

Shopkeeper's Competition

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his ri... read more..
My Mother's Amazing Meatloaf Mystery
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4685
5 min read

My Mother's Amazing Meatloaf Mystery

Every mother harbors a mystery of some sort. Many handed down from one generation to the next forming a bond so strong no man can penetrate. I came to realize this at an early age, which has stood me ... read more..
Before and After Children
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3715
<1min

Before and After Children

*Before and After Children*BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture.AFTER Children: I read more..
Glorify Thy Name
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3835
11 min read

Glorify Thy Name

There's a thing that we do in all cultures and in all languages that is the same. It is so common that we almost don't even think of the significance of it. For a parent it's a privilege, for children... read more..
Goober Mechanic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4527
<1min

Goober Mechanic

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic work... read more..
Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3564
<1min

Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.3. Does grape juice leave a stain?4. The principal called...5. But DAD says read more..
Real Newspaper Ads
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4705
<1min

Real Newspaper Ads

These are real ads from a newspaper. 1.  1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850 or best offer 2.  AMANA WASHER $100.  OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. 3.  SNOW BLOWER FOR SAL... read more..
Prayer - Our Daily Communication With God
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5755
3 min read

Prayer - Our Daily Communication With God

Communication is something many of us are not very good at. We have problems communicating in our marriages, with our children, on the job, or perhaps even with our closest friends. Most of us want to... read more..
Name Problem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3314
<1min

Name Problem

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and as... read more..
Mortal Melancholy
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5954
3 min read

Mortal Melancholy

Springtime has returned to my backyard with full bloom. This seasonal reality is nowhere more evident than in the branches of a very large, decorative cherry tree in our backyard that boasts and displ... read more..
Longevity Answer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4062
<1min

Longevity Answer

The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him."How do you account for your longevity?" asked the reporter."You coul... read more..
Take Two Instead
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4756
<1min

Take Two Instead

A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk to put it on disk for him. He does. They are both looking at the monitor to see the results, and the man asks i... read more..
Speeding Stories
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4744
1 min read

Speeding Stories

*PULLED OVER* "Hey you!  Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars.She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always read more..
Gordon's Challenge at Talladega
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5325
3 min read

Gordon's Challenge at Talladega

NASCAR fans love the challenge that goes with restrictor-plate racing at Talladega Superspeedway! Jeff Gordon had the dominating car Sunday at the Aaron's 499 Nextel Cup race. But, the win was not wit... read more..
Cow Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3331
<1min

Cow Help

A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and raised the hood to see if he could find out what had happened.A brown and w... read more..
Goober Pilots
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4461
<1min

Goober Pilots

Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane.  They start descending and as they touch the ground the one pilot screams to the other pilot, "Pull up, the runaway is ending...". The second... read more..
Observations About an Unknown God
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4381
9 min read

Observations About an Unknown God

Is there anyone here today who would say, "I never win anything"? You go to the concert and the door prize is never for you, and the service club raffle always goes to someone else? I have good news f... read more..
Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5192
<1min

Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

*Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Mr. Teddy K read more..
Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4824
5 min read

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns

Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it o... read more..
The Comfort of the Visible King
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3548
11 min read

The Comfort of the Visible King

Robert Louis Stevenson once described a storm that caught a vessel off a rocky coast and threatened to drive it and its passengers to destruction. In the midst of the terror, one daring man, contrary ... read more..
What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4456
2 min read

What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean

"I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Woman driver."really means..."Someone who doesn't speed read more..
Change Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4225
<1min

Change Help

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd w... read more..
Contemporary Christian Music
Misc
2807
3 min read

Contemporary Christian Music

I am reading a book called "Why I Left the Contemporary Christian Music Movement". It is written by a former worship leader. I have to say it is very eye opening. It has revealed somethings, i woul... read more..
Lifelong Lessons For Making Mama Happy!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4369
3 min read

Lifelong Lessons For Making Mama Happy!

This one’s for "mamas" all over the world. Now you may BE a mama or be RELATED to one--and I THINK that means us all, so don’t tune out ’til I’m done talking...doesn&... read more..
Missing The Obvious
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8571
<1min

Missing The Obvious

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the g... read more..
Moose Hunters
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6519
<1min

Moose Hunters

Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals... read more..
Cause for Celebration
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4635
4 min read

Cause for Celebration

Happy Birthday! It's a phrase we all hear once each year as we celebrate another milestone on our journey. We hear it from family, friends and colleagues. We hear it in restaurants as the waiters and ... read more..
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