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Monthly Archive

June 2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 75 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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$0.00

In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00.  He ignored it and threw it away.  In April he r... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3628

Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle.  Th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2553

Ships Passing

A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was overtaken by a new Australian cruiser.All the US sailors admired the new ship and the Captain sent a blinker-light m... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7145

Legal Contracts

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
2918

The Strange Case of the Spirit and the Flesh

In 1886 Robert Louis Stevenson wrote The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde.  The story is about a respectable doctor who experiments with the idea that people have both a good and evil self.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2664

Water Pistol

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased.I turned to Mom... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4161

If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to ... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
3996

A Ten-Minute Witness

I had a conversation today that I wish you could have eavesdropped on. It was that precious. I was preparing for the show about an hour ago at my home and I heard a knock at the door. There was a gent... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2835

In Charge

One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Krystal asked, " Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?"Her father proudly replied, "Yes, I am the boss of... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4363

Astute Visionaries?

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."--Thomas W read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
3683

Chocolate De-Light!

I got a delightful email card in yesterday's mail from a friend, announcing that it was National Chocolate Ice Cream Day and sending me the most scrumptious-looking virtual chocolate ice cream sundae ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2447

Preaching Assistant

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit. The Pastor's wife stayed home. When he returned, the minister a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3979

Tech Support Fun

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door.  But that ... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
4850

I'm Rusty Lord

I spent today on a job, doing things I haven't done in years. I haven't worked at a public job since my oldest child was 15 mos, because I chose to have my own business at home, and tend to my childre... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9107

Lobster Tails

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."Amazed at the great value, he said to th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4839

TV Quote

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?  There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.-- Gallagher... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3274

What do You See?

My brother held the picture up and asked, “What do you see?” It didn’t take me long to answer. “Two faces looking at each other,” I said, confidant that the answer was ob... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2685

Definition of a Bar-B-Que

Definition of a Bar-B-QueIt's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:1) The woman goes to the shops.2) The w... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3995

Signs of E-Mail Addiction

1.  You wake up at 3 a.m.  to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.2.  You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator read more..

Sandra Boyte
Pastor Tim
7375

Return

Don't give away your blessingsBy the way you choose to live.Don't throw away your richesBy the way in which you give.As you cast upon the waterSo it will return to you.And as you share with others,God... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2130

How Business Communications Work

How Business Communications WorkMEMORANDUMFrom: Headquarters - New YorkTo: General ManagersNext Thursday at 10:30 Haley's Comet will appear over this area. This is an event which occurs only once eve... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Pastor Tim
4241

A Late Caution Flag

"When your faith is tested, your endurance has a chance to grow. So let it grow, for when your endurance is fully developed, you will be strong in character and ready for anything."James 1:3,4 (NLT)&n read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2413

Time To Go

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly in 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3738

CIA, FBI & LAPD

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.  The President decides to give them a test.  He relea... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
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No Distinctions in Jesus. Galatians 3:23-29

If  anyone hasn't heard of J.K. Rowling or her fictional hero, Harry Potter, welcome back from your coma. Harry Potter is a fictional orphaned boy who discovers he has magical powers and is enro... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2316

Moth Madness

A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth.""You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.""Yes, I know.""So, why did you come in here?""The li... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4776

Legal vs. Moral

What do you say when someone throws the "But abortion is legal" mantra at you? Let me begin by telling you a little about a piece from the L.A. Times last Friday, February 17. It's entitled "War Aga... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2457

Bananas

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists.Once wh... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4632

If Bill Gates Owned a Restaurant

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly isn't really there. Patron: No, it's s... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Pastor Tim
3920

The Big One At Dover

 "No matter what happens always be thankful, for this is God's will, for you who belong to Jesus." I Thes 5:18 (NLT) Mark Martin, unscathed, came out with a win. And Dale, Jr. ended the MBNA 40 read more..

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