Monthly Archive

2008

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 803 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
New Passport Photo
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6940
<1min

New Passport Photo

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her."Trust me," she sa... read more..
Work Produced by Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4143
<1min

Work Produced by Faith

Many people put their trust in good works to grease the rails with God, but works can never earn forgiveness for us. However, make no mistake! Good works are a key part of following Jesus and God'... read more..
Good Morning 04-13
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2599
3 min read

Good Morning 04-13

FOURTH SUNDAY OF EASTER (Good Shepherd Sunday) This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Acts 2:42-47 1 Peter 2:19-25 John 10:1-10  (1) Psalm 23   read more..
Good Morning 04-12
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2567
2 min read

Good Morning 04-12

"How long halt you between two opinions? If the LORD be God, follow Him; but if Baal, then follow him." - 1 Kings 18:21 "No man can serve two masters." - Matthew 6:24   read more..
Flight Observation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3931
<1min

Flight Observation

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant."I'm sorr... read more..
Good Morning 04-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2585
2 min read

Good Morning 04-11

"It is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body." - 1 Corinthians 15:44   Last autumn I planted some bulbs, but nothing I planted looked particularly healthy. But I have n read more..
Starting To Date
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3361
<1min

Starting To Date

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm arou... read more..
Good Morning 04-10
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2391
4 min read

Good Morning 04-10

Do Not Enter The Battle Unprepared Too many of My people are running to the front lines of spiritual warfare before they have been prepared for the battle.  Then they are wounded, and the read more..
First I Got
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3449
<1min

First I Got

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. ... read more..
Good Morning 04-09
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2372
2 min read

Good Morning 04-09

"You are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid." Matthew 5:14 and Ephesians 5:8 Have you ever wondered what went through the minds of the disciples when J read more..
Transcribing Confusion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4550
<1min

Transcribing Confusion

We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came upon the following garbled diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry."Knowing nothing about that particular conditio... read more..
Random Defence 2
Games
Pastor Tim
37069
<1min

Random Defence 2

Here by special request for Bryce. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..
Random Defence
Games
Pastor Tim
66961
<1min

Random Defence

Here by special request for Phill B. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..
Good Morning 04-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2473
2 min read

Good Morning 04-08

"A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." - Luke 12:15   The pursuit of possessions continues to be one of the most powerful motivations th read more..
Analytical Gunfighters
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3205
<1min

Analytical Gunfighters

Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw their weapons.One says: "Don't MOVE, or I'll fill you full of 98% Lead, 1% Antimony, 0.98% Cobalt, and 0.02% eleme... read more..
Approval Letter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4141
<1min

Approval Letter

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the... read more..
Good Morning 04-06
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2405
3 min read

Good Morning 04-06

THIRD SUNDAY OF EASTER Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Acts 2:14, 36-47 1 Peter 1:17-21 Luke 24:13-3 read more..
Leaky Pipe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5870
<1min

Leaky Pipe

A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced."I didn't call a plumber," said the lady."What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Fr... read more..
Mechanic Applicant
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3532
<1min

Mechanic Applicant

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?"The mechanic nods, confused."Can you play lig... read more..
Good Morning 04-03
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2525
2 min read

Good Morning 04-03

"Exhort one another daily, while it is called today, lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin." - Hebrews 3:13   Today in Heb. 3:13 we read: "Encourage one read more..
Dewey Check
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3442
<1min

Dewey Check

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's your mother?" I asked."She said she was going to have a shower. Just a second, I'll see."Dewey went to the kitchen... read more..
Good Morning 04-02
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2434
2 min read

Good Morning 04-02

"He that sits in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall hold them in derision." - Psalm 2:4-12   In this Psalm we are told about some wicked leaders who thought they could succes read more..
Blind Date Slap
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3652
<1min

Blind Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked."I had to sla... read more..
Good Morning 04-01
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2471
2 min read

Good Morning 04-01

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11   St. Paul t read more..
Paul Top Ten
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3704
<1min

Paul Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys9. Visit WebMD.com about t... read more..
Good Morning 03-31
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2376
2 min read

Good Morning 03-31

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "He that winneth souls is wise." - Proverbs 11:30   Our greatest business on earth as Christians is the building of the Kin read more..
1-800-45TEACH
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3656
<1min

1-800-45TEACH

A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a teacher. She called the number shown: 1-800-45TEACH. After a woman answered, the student babbled on about how sh... read more..
Model Believers
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4186
<1min

Model Believers

The followers of Jesus living in Thessalonika were models to Christians all over the world and are to us - especially when we need to regain our sense of assurance that God truly has saved us. {audio... read more..
Good Morning 03-30
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2514
2 min read

Good Morning 03-30

THE SECOND SUNDAY OF EASTER   Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Acts 2:14, 22-32 1 Peter 1:3-9 Joh... read more..
Kitten Revival
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4079
<1min

Kitten Revival

A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother turned around to do some work.A while later she heard me... read more..
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