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I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my marbles so there's that obstacle too. The video is the latest addition to the FunBlog. You'll find "Big Marble Run Machine" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/big-marble-run-machine
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Alligator Teeth
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected.
"Anybody can open an oyster."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1079
I intend to live forever; so far so good.
Today's Clean Pun
Noodlewannabe
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Today's Quote
Quote #1527
"If you can't explain it to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself."
- Albert Einstein
Today's Illustration
Impressions
One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local air force base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed.
When he finished, the counter clerk asked, "Are you getting an award, or do you have an important military function to attend?"
"Nothing like that," the airman said. "I'm going home on leave, and my little brother is taking me to his second-grade class for show-and-tell."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Baked Stuffed Chicken
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.
When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely.
While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy.
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.
A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty.
A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache.
Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit.