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Yesterday's FunBlog entry was pretty popular so I've added another of Paul Hunt's comedy gymnastic routines today. You'll find "Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/paul-hunt-floor-exercise-performance
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Puppy Mark
An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits.
As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished.
After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I never realized they had to be baptized."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1100
"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."
- Joan Gussow
Today's Clean Pun
Tofu for Memory
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
Today's Quote
Quote #1548
"Everywhere else in the world, loveliness precedes love. Only in the Gospel does love precede loveliness."
- Tullian Tchividjian
Today's Illustration
Parenting, Role Models, Swearing
A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear that?"
"My daddy said it," he responded.
"Well, it doesn't matter," explained the teacher. "You don't even know what it means."
"I do so!" Jeffrey corrected. "It means the car won't start."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.
Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
When chemists die, they barium.
Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, and everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over, Patty asked her mother,
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.
When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me; looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. 
A minister was opening his mail one morning and drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL."
Sunday greetings, everyone.
At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"
During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
I tried to catch some fog.
Little Billy took his girlfriend downtown to get married.