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There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It seems we've been cutting our birthday cakes incorrectly all these years. What do you think? Leave a comment at the bottom of the page after watching "How to Cut a Cake Correctly" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/how-to-cut-a-cake-correctly
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Meet Me For Lunch
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1096
When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.
Today's Clean Pun
International Bar
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan and an Ethiopian went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
Today's Quote
Quote #1544
"Choose to live generously and watch your life change."
-ILikeGiving.com
Today's Illustration
Reaching the Unchurched
While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next party, I greeted two strangers and asked where they would like to sit.
Looking confused, the young man smiled and said, "Nonsmoking, please."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.
4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?"
I want to be a bear......
Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).
Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion.
A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.
If a barber makes a mistake,
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland;
True story:
I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half glass of milk next to the keyboard.