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Today's CleanLaugh
Vacation Time
Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.
"Pretty good I think," replied Jill. "But if I go to work there, I won't get a vacation unless I'm married."
Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, "Is that what they told you?"
"No," replied Jill, "they didn't tell me that, but on the application it said,
'Vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1061
If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
Today's Clean Pun
Sausage Fear
I have a phobia of German sausage.
I fear the wurst.
Today's Quote
Quote #1509
"If you love someone, let them nap."
- anonymous
Today's Illustration
Three Powerful Words
A funny story is told about General George Patton from his World War II days. He once accepted an invitation to dine at a press camp in Africa. Wine was served in canteen cups but, obviously thinking he was served coffee, Patton poured cream into his cup. As he stirred in sugar, Patton was warned that his cup contained red wine and not coffee.
Now, General Patton could never, never be wrong. Without hesitating he replied, "I know. I like my wine this way." And he drank it!
I relate this story because I see something of myself, and perhaps most of us, here. It is difficult to admit mistakes. It is hard to admit when we are wrong.
Three of life's most difficult words to say are, "I was wrong." But they are also three of the most powerful words we can utter. "I was wrong" breaks down barriers between people. It brings estranged people together. And it creates a climate where intimacy and love may flourish. You may be surprised at how positively many people respond to the words, "I was wrong"!
Naturally, it is a risk. But to admit when you are wrong is not to confess that you are a "bad" person. Simply an honest one. And true friends will appreciate you for it.
Whole and happy lives are built by people who have learned the power of intimacy, in part, through the use of the words "I was wrong."
- From RICHES OF THE HEART, by Steve Goodier
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My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Cheap olive oil: gets a lot of bad press.
A Sunday school teacher asked her class if anyone could quote the entire 23rd Psalm.
Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A recent power outage cost James more than a stubbed toe and late coffee. You can read "It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage" at:
*Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud:*
I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The Allergists voted to scratch it. 
Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test as part of the application process. Though both of them found the test a breeze, they also both admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."
"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
That SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.
A RETIRED Navy admiral, my father began a second career working in a bank. One morning, while he prepared his desk for the day, he was approached by a young officer from the nearby Naval base.