Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
No Fault!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5202
3 min read

No Fault!

"It's YOUR fault!" - "No, it's YOUR fault!" Ever listen to a couple of kids quarreling about who's to blame? Or maybe, it's a husband/wife spat--and I won't even guess who wins that one! But there's a read more..
You know you're growing old when..
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4081
<1min

You know you're growing old when..

You know you're growing old when..You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten i... read more..
Catholic Church
Misc
3708
<1min

Catholic Church

April,8 I wanted to say that though I am not a Catholic I believe the choice for the next Pope is very important for the entire world.Not just the Catholic Church. The Pope was human and was not per... read more..
Mini Testimony
Misc
3399
<1min

Mini Testimony

Wow. I am still here. Amazing and a great point for PRAISE.Bad health, 13 or 14 addmissions to hospital and losing my job. 3? years ago I was chairbound, rarely sleeping in bed 'cos of breathing diff... read more..
The Woodcutter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7881
2 min read

The Woodcutter

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.  He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.  The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of model... read more..
The Assault on Clergy Has Begun
General News
Pastor Tim
9692
5 min read

The Assault on Clergy Has Begun

Supreme Court Tells PM - Parliament can not protect clergy Dear Clergy and Leaders: Religious freedom in Canada is seriously compromised and the assault on Clergy has begun. Today Bishop Fred Henry ... read more..
Warning Labels
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3938
<1min

Warning Labels

Warning Labels!7 Up:Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.Vicks Nyquil Gel Caps:Use of this product in... read more..
To Hell and Back Again...A Spiritual Journey...
Misc
6507
13 min read

To Hell and Back Again...A Spiritual Journey...

  To Hell and Back Again...A Spiritual Journey... My Name is Steve Funkner, My friends call me Moose.I was born in a little town of Carrot River Saskatchewan. I was raised in a physically abusi read more..
Daylight Saving
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4998
3 min read

Daylight Saving

Sunday 8:00 a.m. It was early, but I headed for the church. I was scheduled to do the power-point presentation of my husband's sermon and I also had to prepare for my Junior High Sunday School Class. ... read more..
Einstein At A Party
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6300
<1min

Einstein At A Party

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert.  "We will ta... read more..
How High Is It?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3620
<1min

How High Is It?

An Engineering Student, a Physics Student, and a Mathematics student were each given $150 dollars and were told to use that money to find out exactly how tall a particular hotel was.All three ran off,... read more..
Galvanizing the Saints
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3557
8 min read

Galvanizing the Saints

There is a great war that has been declared upon a natural process, a process that is seen in almost every aspect of life. The war that has been declared can be both righteous and vain; it has desires... read more..
Grasshopper in Bar
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4579
<1min

Grasshopper in Bar

A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops on to a barstool to order a drink.  The bartender says "You know, we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper replies, "Really!  You have a drink... read more..
Paper View
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560
<1min

Paper View

I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my very extensive medical history.After he finished all seventeen pages, he looked at me and said, "You look bette... read more..
Just A Kiss Per Yard
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4600
<1min

Just A Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.  How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male... read more..
The Champion
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5015
3 min read

The Champion

For several weeks my 91 year-old mother-in-law has been adjusting to her new life in a long term care facility. At first, she completely rejected the idea of being happy away from her home. But, becau... read more..
Religious Lady On Plane
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5109
<1min

Religious Lady On Plane

There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so naturally she did a lot of flying.  Flying made her extremely nervous, so she always took her Bible along with he... read more..
The Pilgrim Life is the Life For Me
Dr. Harold McNabb
Pastor Tim
4010
9 min read

The Pilgrim Life is the Life For Me

Mark Buchanan, pastor of New Life Baptist Church in Duncan, tells of a conversation with a philosophy student during a wedding reception. The student asked Mark if he really believed all that religiou... read more..
18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3228
2 min read

18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

*18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek*1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before.2. The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost o read more..
Skid Marks
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6523
4 min read

Skid Marks

Usually skid marks on the concrete in my carport mean that I have been doing brake-stands or peel-outs again with our minivan. That's why I was surprised to see two rubber patches the other day that I... read more..
Raise Plea
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3354
<1min

Raise Plea

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire Histor... read more..
Miscellaneous Goobers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5468
2 min read

Miscellaneous Goobers

GOOBERS AT WORK - I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.  She informed me that she could not ... read more..
Half Way Measures and Rolling Stones
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4161
4 min read

Half Way Measures and Rolling Stones

Since I moved to Alberta I have been continually aware of the similarities between farmers and miners. They work equally hard, often don't get paid, but would never want to be doing anything else. T read more..
More Sayings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5560
2 min read

More Sayings

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like. You' read more..
The Pear Trees
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5545
3 min read

The Pear Trees

The sun is shining brightly. Soft, gentle winds are blowing through the trees. Tulips are popping out in brilliant reds and yellows. It is a lovely world we live in! I drive down a street near our hou... read more..
How do I get permission to use a joke on the Cleanlaugh site?
Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site
Pastor Tim
4631
<1min

How do I get permission to use a joke on the Cleanlaugh site?

The jokes I use on the CleanLaugh site are, for the most part, floating around on the net, source unknown.  For that reason, I can neither give nor deny permission to use them.  That decisio... read more..
Muffin Moving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4237
<1min

Muffin Moving

After living in our house for four years, we were moving out of state. My husband had backed the truck up to our garage door so that we could start loading all of the boxes. Just then one of our nei... read more..
Bricklayer's Insurance Claim
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
31694
2 min read

Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

I am writing in response to your request for additional information.  In block number three of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident.  You said in yo... read more..
Sunday's Coming
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4439
8 min read

Sunday's Coming

Passion week has names for many of the days we celebrate: Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, Easter Sunday, but Saturday has no special name. It's called Holy Saturday, but I think it should have its own n... read more..
Three Expectant Fathers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8170
<1min

Three Expectant Fathers

Three expectant fathers were in the waiting room. The nurse came out of the delivery room and announced to one of the fathers that he was the father of twins.  He was delighted and said what a c... read more..
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