Monthly Archive

2004

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3201

Travel Agent Stories

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents :1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.2. A client called in inquiring ab... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3547

Midnight for Jeremiah

Jeremiah 32:1-15 June 18, 1940. Winston Churchill stands in the British Parliament to address his country and its government. France had fallen to Hitler and the British expeditionary forces narrowly... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4800

Hickbonics

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or "Hickbonics," as a language to be tau... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2782

Car Names Explained

"Car Names Explained"(My car is in here so don't be offended if yours is too!)AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs ImplementedBMW - Big Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money WasterBreak My WindowBUICK - Big U read more..

Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
8273

Pastor Tim Is An Idiot

In response to the funny picture I posted at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/04/grandmaslots.htmThe following entry was submitted to my guestbook (I've used their initials so they don&... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4092

After The Storms

"I will protect those who trust in my name. When theycall on me, I will answer; I will be with them in trouble. I will satisfy them with a long life and give them my salvation."Psalm 91:14-16 (NL read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5168

B.O.O.K.

Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries.  Nothing to be connected or sw... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3661

Chicken Answers

Before you get to today’s supersized CleanLaugh, a bit down this e-mail (post number 2,211), I want to mention that today is the 6th anniversary of the CleanLaugh list. That’s right; September 28, 19... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3289

Herd Of Cows

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of the hired hands. Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation:"Say, look at that big... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
4041

Confessions of a Chocoholic!

I am a chocoholic. I know it, my friends know it, now YOU know it--and Choco Anonymous should be very happy with my complete confession. I've taken the first step on the road to recovery! OK, if you R... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5466

Lion Tamer

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
5169

Frightening Facts and A Note of Hope

Driving long distances alone has never been my favourite thing to do, but sometimes it has its benefits. I can sit alone with my own thoughts, giving me time to sort out things that have been on my read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13838

Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3387

Singing Practice

Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would h... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5103

Wise or Compromise?

Proverbs 10:8 The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.Proverbs 19:20 Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter end. Isaiah read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5288

Y1K

Canterbury, England.  AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, unti... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11458

Vicar's Surprise

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you". The vicar accepted the o... read more..

Sandra Boyte
Pastor Tim
7694

Shattered

It was only a handmade trinket,With little beauty or worth.Still, the proudest gift she had givenIn her five years upon the earth.When her dad, in terrible anger,Destroyed her work of artIn blindness,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5254

10 Puns

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. Two boll weevils grew up in South C... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5574

Say Hello To Nobody

The elders of our church recently had to ask someone to no longer attend Westside Bible Church. This person's name?  - 'someone Else.? Recently too many people at our church have been counting o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6439

Someone Is Knocking

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.  All went well until he came one house.  It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door e... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3252

Unwritten Warning Labels

*Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advi read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
6982

Make Hay While the Sun Shines

Luke 16:1-13 When I was a boy of about ten, there was a television show I loved to watch. It starred Phil Silvers and was about a lovable rascal called Sgt. Bilko. He was a motor pool sergeant who al... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5427

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3223

Quick Proposal

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..

Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
5541

Pay It Forward

I don't know if you've seen the movie entitled "Pay it Forward". It was produced in 1998, and told the story of a boy who when challenged by his history teacher to come up with an idea that would "cha... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
4785

Ruler Of My Heart

A Hurting Word... It was a "precious moment!" Our four-year-old son Joey had just knelt with Mom and asked Jesus to come into his heart. Picking up his little t-shirt, he looked down at the "appropr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3015

Burning Call

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?" the man asks."Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking,... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5972

Grandparent's Day

 "They and their children and their grandchildren after them will live there forever? I will make my home among them. I will be their God, and they will be my people. Ezekiel 37:25,27 (NLT) T read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3232

Sore Mover

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture."Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked."I could," my mother told the group,"... read more..