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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans O... read more..

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English w... read more..

How good are you at sniffing out internet hoaxes, providing you are on the internet? I think I am pretty good and generally can tell fairly quickly if something is a hoax, a joke or just plain misgui... read more..

Joshua has just divided up the land to the twelve tribes, the people have rest from war, things look great and then comes Joshua chapter 22. This is about a five minute read, so you're going to want t... read more..

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," said a cheery salesperson. "And what about Salt Lake Cit... read more..

In 1996 12 climbers on Mount Everest suddenly died. Many theories were at first put forward to explain this unfortunate event, but none of them stacked up. The climbers were well equipped, and they to... read more..

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitca... read more..

Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school." "That's nice of her to take ... read more..

This year the Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly celebrate 35 years of marital bliss. During more than three decades of matrimonial ecstasy, I have learned many things. For example, I never kne... read more..

At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly-married cou... read more..

Many of you have already heard Rev. Charles McKnight preach on occasions when Pastor Tim was away, so you will not be surprised at the encouragement this message from Charles is. Listen Onl... read more..

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for... read more..

I enjoy creative humor--and one day I found the most delightful Web site for women: "Maxed Out" by Debi Stack, Christian author and speaker (see link below). Debi, like me, is a fan of Mary and Martha... read more..

Even mismatched couples may described kindly.1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in the neck.2. He's a funny old goat, and she's a great kidder.3. He doesn't have a dollar, and she has no sense.... read more..

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.  Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'... read more..

My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times???""Not a bit," I replied. "I just tell them I'm fill... read more..

Islam is a religion with many adherents, and many intelligent, educated people believe in the teachings of the Koran. In a similar way many intelligent, educated people believe in the altered Bible of... read more..

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!""I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but....""I used to be as sharp as a button.""That wa read more..

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Just smile and pass it on! read more..

Have you ever talked with a young couple who are engaged. They look forward to the date of their wedding with great joy and anticipation. The day draws nearer and nearer, as you talk with them they te... read more..

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the ma... read more..

A Mother's Letter to Her Son My Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive.  I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast.  You won't know the house wh... read more..

I ripped the cellophane wrapping off the small package with delight. The cards my mother had bought that morning were perfect. They were bright red with hearts all over them and short funny sayings ap... read more..

This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers 1John 3:16 How well do you know your "3:16's"? Most people know John 3:16,... read more..

A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help.  One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of t... read more..

Ever been frustrated? Of course you have been. We all get worked up over the things that grind us down. Is there a cure for frustration or a way to avoid it?  More importantly, once you... read more..

This month the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly celebrate 35 years of what we like to call a romantic ramble through life. Thirty-five years ago this month, we became engaged and our... read more..

Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy.  As the pastor got up to preach, he took off his watch and laid it on the pulpit. Levi whispered, "what does that mean?" Ji... read more..

An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.So the police clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at h... read more..

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into th... read more..