Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, then you are probably late for church.
Speaking of time, there is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James would like to roll the clock forward on the current political cycle. You can read more in "Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/will-the-fat-lady-please-sing
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Get Your Sister
A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered.
"May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked.
The boy replied, "She's not here right now."
The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone else there?"
The boy replied, "My sister."
The salesman asked, "May I speak to her"?
The boy replied, "I guess so."
At this point there was a long period of silence on the phone.
Then the boy returned and said, "Hello?"
The salesman responded, "It's you again? I thought you were going to get your sister."
To which the boy replied, "I tried, but I can't get her out of the playpen!"
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Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell.
I'm called the master of suspense because
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere).
"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.
I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.
While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions.
I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation.
Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.
I'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light.
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.
I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.
Correction from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.
An older woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.