Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Foundation of a Good Family is Sometimes Rocky
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4383
5 min read

The Foundation of a Good Family is Sometimes Rocky

As families go, and sometimes they go pretty fast, it is sometimes difficult to appreciate the intricate structure that makes every family successful. The structure is always there, but often time read more..
Hospital Information
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3439
<1min

Hospital Information

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, Dr. Wilson said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..
Muffin and Cupcake Cars
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3407
<1min

Muffin and Cupcake Cars

Here's something to go with your coffee car. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..
That Line Thing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4717
<1min

That Line Thing

If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed.  I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it.  He inserted a CD and neede read more..
Card Name
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3188
<1min

Card Name

A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him,"Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?"The ... read more..
Soap Experiment
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3182
<1min

Soap Experiment

I'm with Steve.  Don't blame me if you try this Ivory Soap experiment and something happens (other than what is supposed to). I don't mind mad scientists but scientists who get mad scare me!&nbs... read more..
Who is this God guy?!
Misc
2461
2 min read

Who is this God guy?!

I was talking on the phone tonight to a wonderful friend with whom I'm separated by a couple thousand miles. She was talking like she knew God - you know like how you really know a person, and t read more..
*Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4396
2 min read

*Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night). EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg read more..
Money Date
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3116
<1min

Money Date

Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more interested in his money than in him. When the check came, he took out his credit card to pay the bill and was not s... read more..
Someone's Screensaver
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2955
<1min

Someone's Screensaver

This is pretty neat.  Someone in Florida has a web cam set up on their screen saver.  You can change the text appearing on their screen and watch it appear. Pointless? Yes. Fun? read more..
Paying For The Damage
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4182
<1min

Paying For The Damage

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the anima read more..
Breathe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3150
<1min

Breathe

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..
Virtual Kitty Cat
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3159
<1min

Virtual Kitty Cat

Are you allergic to cats?  You don't have to worry about this one - unless of course you have virtual allergies.   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..
Brightness In Action
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4885
2 min read

Brightness In Action

*I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the life of him could not understand why his computer would not turn on. *My friend called his car insurance comp read more..
Spelling Code
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3012
<1min

Spelling Code

A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up."Our underwriting department determines that", I said. Then I asked for her license number. Verifying her information, ... read more..
Read The Bible Daily
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4156
<1min

Read The Bible Daily

The Bible nourishes followers of Jesus every day - if they daily pay attention to it.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060910.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Parenthood
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6412
2 min read

Parenthood

If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results... read more..
Spa First Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7084
<1min

Spa First Day

A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class. However, when it ended she went to the front desk and requested cancellation of her membership.When asked why, sh... read more..
Flip a Coin Collection
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3375
<1min

Flip a Coin Collection

Do you have an important dispute to settle or decision to make?  Who get's the last chicken leg?  Who's turn is it to wash the cow? Should I go on the Springer show to find out the read more..
Pulpit Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13452
<1min

Pulpit Humor

There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for years.  Pastor Heinz enjoyed telling Norwegian jokes from the pulpit, much to the delight of his flock. One ... read more..
Zoo Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4456
<1min

Zoo Sign

Although fun to visit, zoos do pose certain perils. But to whom? A sign posted in the Knoxville Zoo in Tennessee cautioned visitors:"Please be safe. Do not sit, climb, or lean on the zoo fences. If yo... read more..
Bubble Wrap
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8342
<1min

Bubble Wrap

Your boss doesn't want you taking time away from your desk to play in the mail room with all the packing supplies, so here's your chance to do so at your desk.  Of course, if you are home right now th... read more..
Good Guess
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5486
<1min

Good Guess

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.  H read more..
It's All About Time
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4198
5 min read

It's All About Time

No matter how carefully I plan my day I never seem to have enough time. I no sooner get into a good working mode than I'm out of time. If only somebody could invent some gizmo to help me save read more..
Landing Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4174
<1min

Landing Request

There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked."Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number tw... read more..
Telephone Songs
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3385
<1min

Telephone Songs

Your boss really won't mind if you try playing these songs.  Really! Just in case, though, you might want to have your resume ready in order to look for a new job.   read more..
Animal Thoughts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5757
<1min

Animal Thoughts

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes read more..
Guard Dog Sniff
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3898
<1min

Guard Dog Sniff

My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard asked, "Mind if our new guard dog practices sniffing your truck? Tim obliged and the dog went to work. Almost imme... read more..
Signs Found In The Kitchen
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4679
<1min

Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ...  Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell for maid service.  If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other da read more..
Construction Noise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4271
<1min

Construction Noise

During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped to listen to a folk singer, a group of exhibitors, dragging out tools and sawhorses, began setting up their dis... read more..
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