Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Dog Stop
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3391
<1min

Dog Stop

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks b... read more..
The Rise and Fall of the Anti-Christ
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3902
12 min read

The Rise and Fall of the Anti-Christ

There are certain statements that sound like the truth but really aren't. Here are some that seemed to make sense to the kids who heard them: * Give us this day our deli bread! * Glory be to the Fathe... read more..
Goober Motivation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4580
<1min

Goober Motivation

One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp.  There was an outhouse along the way, so he went up to it and accidentally dropped a nickel down the hole.  He was very upset about this and th... read more..
Wooden Bayonet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3664
<1min

Wooden Bayonet

A Civil War soldier, who had lost his bayonet, whittled one from wood so that he could pass inspection. He hoped he would not be discovered until the regiment had gone into battle, where he planned to... read more..
Pure Water
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4730
3 min read

Pure Water

Seven year-old Brooke spent the night at Grandma and Granddaddy's during the summer break from school. Since she only has an older brother, Brooke enjoys coming here where our other granddaughters hav... read more..
Tips rejected by Martha Stewart
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4154
<1min

Tips rejected by Martha Stewart

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by hol... read more..
Tax Colors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3164
<1min

Tax Colors

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue afte... read more..
Signs You Are Broke
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4574
<1min

Signs You Are Broke

1.  American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2.  Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3.  You're formulating a plan to rob the f read more..
The Process of Faith
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3977
3 min read

The Process of Faith

Picture three little girls, their blonde heads bent down as they walk along the seashore. Beach combing was one of our favourite things to do when we were in Papua New Guinea. The shells were numerous... read more..
Stain Glass
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3886
<1min

Stain Glass

An area pastor tells of his first Sunday in the new parish and presenting the children's message. Seems the sanctuary in the new church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message cente... read more..
A Husband for Rebekah
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3867
8 min read

A Husband for Rebekah

I think I have told you the story of my conversation with my grandmother about her decision to move to Alberta at the turn of the last century to homestead. I say her decision because she was not marr... read more..
You Know It's Hot Outside When…
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11797
<1min

You Know It's Hot Outside When…

You Know It's Hot Outside When...**you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible** you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man** the swans in the par... read more..
Dog Breeding Made Absurd
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4823
<1min

Dog Breeding Made Absurd

~ Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet ~ Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries ~ Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed ~ ... read more..
The Age Long Query: Who Am I?
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. James L. Snyder
3625
5 min read

The Age Long Query: Who Am I?

Last week I was tootling along without a care in the world. Actually, I did have several cares but I was ignoring them as much as possible. My basic philosophy is this, the more you ignore something t... read more..
Letter From A Farm Kid
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3699
2 min read

Letter From A Farm Kid

Letter from a farm kid, now at Paris Island Marine Corps recruit depot:Dear Ma and Pa:I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a... read more..
The Assurances of a Godly Father
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3865
8 min read

The Assurances of a Godly Father

It's been said that Judaism is the only religion that has in it a commandment to the believers that they 'remember?. In Deuteronomy 8:2 it states, 'remember how the Lord your God led you on this long ... read more..
Obituary Notice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6462
<1min

Obituary Notice

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written.  The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word.&... read more..
Offering Encouragement
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
17844
<1min

Offering Encouragement

A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chi... read more..
Junior's Nickels
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6175
<1min

Junior's Nickels

There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store.  The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him.  The boys say he is two bri... read more..
The "V" Formation
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5699
3 min read

The "V" Formation

(Please note:  Don't be confused.  Details in this devotional DO NOT mean I am stopping my Cybersalt Sites Activities!) I think it is safe to say that we have all seen geese migrating as th read more..
Exercise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6049
<1min

Exercise

- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately read more..
Wouldn't I Still Be Me?
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4950
7 min read

Wouldn't I Still Be Me?

Those who play the personhood card argue that there is a difference between being a human and being a person. There are, they say, human beings that don't qualify as persons, and therefore should have... read more..
Understanding Law
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4331
<1min

Understanding Law

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party."After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..
The Peter Promise
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4768
7 min read

The Peter Promise

"He knew so much about the Bible; he had such a great ministry. How could this happen to him?" People often have asked me such questions when a Christian leader has fallen because of money, sex, or pr read more..
Parrot Auction
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5338
<1min

Parrot Auction

One day a man went to an auction.  While there, he bid on a parrot.  He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding.  He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he ... read more..
Haircut Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4273
<1min

Haircut Request

When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut."Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so... read more..
Details For Camp
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4989
2 min read

Details For Camp

Our eleven year-old granddaughter, Mary Kathryn, leaves in the morning for a church sponsored Christian Athletic Camp. The whole family is excited for her to have the opportunity to work and play and ... read more..
To The Rescue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4833
2 min read

To The Rescue

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.  Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.  After ... read more..
Bedtime Suggestion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4035
<1min

Bedtime Suggestion

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your pj's, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!"Her ar... read more..
Getting Older Lines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4536
<1min

Getting Older Lines

Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered: I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran? I finally got my head together, now my... read more..
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