Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Reasons You Should Buy a New Car
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3409
<1min

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.- You lose the st... read more..
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Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4857
2 min read

More Rest

Our oldest granddaughter, Faith, came in about 11:00 p.m. from Cheerleading Camp completely exhausted. She was tired, didn't like the camp, and did not think she was enjoying herself at all. From her ... read more..
Pig Rescuer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6411
<1min

Pig Rescuer

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg.  His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" "Well Michae... read more..
Movie Night
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6278
<1min

Movie Night

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You'... read more..
Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5545
5 min read

Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise

Finally, someone has come up with a weight loss program I can sink my teeth into without guilt. And, I say it's about time. I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm fed up with diet programs that simpl... read more..
Overheard At The Cemetery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6056
<1min

Overheard At The Cemetery

These two boys filled up a bucket of nuts and sat down by the tree.  Out of sight, they started dividing up the nuts.  "One for you and one for me."  A couple of the nuts rolled towards... read more..
Library Lost and Found
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3555
<1min

Library Lost and Found

Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten lost in the school library. No one was surprised, since the library is large and has a confusing layout.When I ask... read more..
Our Father
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5919
3 min read

Our Father

Next Sunday, we will celebrate Father's Day this year. Many of us have lost our father (mine was DADDY) over the years. But, there are still the memories of all the years we had with him. I often thin... read more..
Goober Painter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4746
<1min

Goober Painter

Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money.  She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, ... read more..
Time Management
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7880
<1min

Time Management

The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern life, and decided to offer a course in Time Management.Soon after the course was announced, a member telephoned the... read more..
Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5037
<1min

Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

1.  Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2.  Bandage left thumb. 3.  Chop other fragments into smaller fragments 4.  Bandage left foot. 5.  read more..
Better Trainer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3980
<1min

Better Trainer

A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation.At first, he handled most of the work. Eve... read more..
What a Wonderful Savior
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3590
7 min read

What a Wonderful Savior

A Sunday School teacher was telling her class how God created everything, including human beings. A young boy in the class seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of... read more..
Full Pockets
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5264
<1min

Full Pockets

A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money.? "At Sunday school," the boy replied no... read more..
You're No Longer A Kid When…
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3646
<1min

You're No Longer A Kid When…

You're No Longer A Kid When...- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.- You have friends who have kids.- You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.- Your parents' jokes are now fu... read more..
Not Even A Shadow
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3858
4 min read

Not Even A Shadow

My daughter and I recently started new jobs on the same day. So lately the dinner table conversation at our house has centred around our new experiences. Last night I had something funny to report. To... read more..
Pastor's Golf Sunday
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6630
<1min

Pastor's Golf Sunday

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.  It was an obsession.  One Sunday was a picture perfect day fo... read more..
Most Famous Man
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3814
<1min

Most Famous Man

A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall."My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shil... read more..
Carry Me!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3782
2 min read

Carry Me!

"Carry me, Daddy," the little girl begged (or whined!), as her tired, spindly little legs could walk no more. Mom and Dad had no car--their wheels were two-legged ones, and so the young family walked read more..
Doctor News
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4498
<1min

Doctor News

A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told the patient, "I have good news, and I have bad news.  Which do you want me to tell you first?" The patient... read more..
Grandma Thanks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3426
<1min

Grandma Thanks

A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from her daughter. 'Would Grandma like to have her three little grandchildren visit while her daughter and son-in-l... read more..
A Diet For Dealing With Stress
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4374
<1min

A Diet For Dealing With Stress

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat read more..
Chet's Graduation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5035
<1min

Chet's Graduation

It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Chet. At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Chet graduate, let Chet graduate!" The principal agrees t... read more..
Is Your Vision Blurred?
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5823
3 min read

Is Your Vision Blurred?

When one mentions vision, people automatically think of your eyes. Vision does have to do with the eyes, possibly, in more ways than one. For your every day vision, you need to keep your eyes tested a... read more..
Exercise Program
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3324
<1min

Exercise Program

Here is an exercise program for those of us whose wisdom exceeds our ambition. The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I hav... read more..
Fortunate Aged People
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4542
<1min

Fortunate Aged People

Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.  I have become more social with the passing o... read more..
David's Grief Observed
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4503
8 min read

David's Grief Observed

By adulthood most of us have experience with grieving the loss of someone we love. David has just learned that his best friend, Jonathan and King Saul, Jonathan's father have been killed in battle. Wh... read more..
Zucchini Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3922
<1min

Zucchini Sign

After harvesting the usual bumper crop of squash last year, I took a half-dozen to the office. I piled them on the table in the break room and posted a sign advertising them as free.The next day I no... read more..
Pet Hotline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4390
<1min

Pet Hotline

The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..
The Connective Tissue of Leadership
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4393
7 min read

The Connective Tissue of Leadership

Our bodies are amazing acts of creation. As I looked at some of the details of how they work, I was amazed to find just how much our body does. Did you know that in one twenty four hour period your he... read more..
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