Monthly Archive

2005

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When All is Said and Done
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5916
6 min read

When All is Said and Done

A 10-year-old girl made the following observation: "Heaven is a nice place to go, but nobody's in a hurry to get there." And, you know, she's almost right.Why is it that many Christians aren't excited... read more..
I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5495
2 min read

I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature

I'M NOT OLD...JUST MATUREToday at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;And he answered, "Because of the Seniors ... read more..
8-Year-Old Asks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3716
<1min

8-Year-Old Asks

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enoug... read more..
Following Jesus is Not for Sissies
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4683
7 min read

Following Jesus is Not for Sissies

You are scanning a London newspaper near the turn of the last century looking through the help wanted ads. Your eyes fall on an unusual ad. It reads: "MEN WANTED: FOR HAZARDOUS JOURNEY. SMALL WAGES, ... read more..
New Windows Error Messages
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4698
2 min read

New Windows Error Messages

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. Press any key except...  no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! Pre... read more..
Resurrection Update
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4376
<1min

Resurrection Update

A singing group call "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church.Everyone was excited about the concert and looked forward to the event. We were disappointed when a big snowstorm postponed t... read more..
Name The Twins
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5339
<1min

Name The Twins

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C.  gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.  Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantica... read more..
Mileage and Marriage
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6485
3 min read

Mileage and Marriage

Imagine, if you will, that if by right reading of the Bible and careful obedience to its most basic and foundational teachings, Christians could increase the mileage of any of their cars or trucks to ... read more..
Surgery Beauty
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3554
<1min

Surgery Beauty

Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."Flatter... read more..
How To Have An Argument With Yourself And Win
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5193
5 min read

How To Have An Argument With Yourself And Win

Throughout the years, I'm happy to report, I have learned a thing or two about myself. My only regret is I have not learned more than a few things. I could make a long list of things I have not yet le... read more..
Coffee Pain
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3297
<1min

Coffee Pain

Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar, or both, I ge... read more..
Stupid Inventions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9609
<1min

Stupid Inventions

Stupid Inventions: - Black Highlighter - Braille Driver's Manual - Clear Correction Fluid - Fake Rhinestones - Inflatable Dart Board - Mesh Umbrella - Motorcycle Air Conditioner - Sugar Coated... read more..
Looking for X, Y and Z
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4398
4 min read

Looking for X, Y and Z

It happened in the kitchen. I was chatting with a friend while preparing supper. He'd stopped in unexpectedly so I was "adding a potato to the pot," so to speak. As I made trips back and forth between... read more..
Hand Signals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4830
<1min

Hand Signals

A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-year-old teacher because her hand signals were confusing."First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you waved your hand up and down, then you t... read more..
Truth About Children
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5825
2 min read

Truth About Children

Truth About Children: - A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. - A child will not spill on a dirty floor. - A young child is a noise with dirt on it. - A youth becomes a man ... read more..
Give Jesus A Hug
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5961
3 min read

Give Jesus A Hug

"Ok, now do fifteen leg stretches." It was the voice of my Physical Therapist, Tracy. Three times a week Tracy would fill the water tank up to my shoulders and begin my exercises. After knee bends and read more..
PTA Speakers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7126
<1min

PTA Speakers

As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident prevention. One night after I spoke to a PTA group, the program chairperson thanked me profusely and gave me a check for... read more..
Who Does God Think We Are?
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4561
7 min read

Who Does God Think We Are?

What happens for you when you walk past a mirror?Are you pleased? Do you look away?Sometime if I get up in the middle of the night and turn on the bathroom light, I am frankly startled by what I see. ... read more..
Taxing Sleeps
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5254
<1min

Taxing Sleeps

A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS: I have been unable to sleep... read more..
Moon Cheese
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6391
<1min

Moon Cheese

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock.That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.... read more..
The Love Of God
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4443
3 min read

The Love Of God

All of us want to be loved. There's a need instilled within us that just strives for attention and love. Lots of people get like and love all mixed up. You can like someone, but not love them. Or, you... read more..
Physics Purpose
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3857
<1min

Physics Purpose

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to study this stuff?" "To save lives," the professor responded an... read more..
Anthill Golf
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5801
<1min

Anthill Golf

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill.Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay.  He gave a mighty swing.  Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded fro... read more..
A Pardon Free and Clear
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5760
7 min read

A Pardon Free and Clear

Throughout the television program, as I counseled people who called in search of spiritual help and prayed on the air with those who wanted to open their hearts to Jesus Christ, the station manager st... read more..
Huge Steak
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3596
<1min

Huge Steak

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if was really as large and delicious as he was making it out t... read more..
I Hate My Computer and Other Inspirational Thoughts
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5040
5 min read

I Hate My Computer and Other Inspirational Thoughts

The New Year has not started out very well for Yours Truly. After the first day of the new year, my life went south for the rest of the winter. All I can say is, I hope it has a wonderful winter, and ... read more..
Honest Mechanic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6127
<1min

Honest Mechanic

I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid.(Dave Henry)... read more..
Traffice Warning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3566
<1min

Traffice Warning

As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local police officer. The motorist was given a ticket for failing to come to a full stop at a stop sign."Don't I get a wa... read more..
Who Said That?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5222
<1min

Who Said That?

If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?I thought about how mothers... read more..
A Change In Name
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3929
4 min read

A Change In Name

I was reading a newspaper the other day and noticed something interesting. A fairly well-known ministry has just changed how it refers to itself in advertising. Its full name is no longer apparent. In... read more..
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