Monthly Archive

December 2006

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Mom's Cooking Was Nothing To Write Home About
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4749
5 min read

Mom's Cooking Was Nothing To Write Home About

With all the ballyhoo today around diet and nutrition it amazes me, as I look back, how I ever survived my mother’s culinary endeavors. According to modern nutritional experts, she did everythin... read more..
Elementary Motherhood
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3561
3 min read

Elementary Motherhood

Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape is.2. Think about it. It was the b... read more..
Cruising
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4644
2 min read

Cruising

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1.  (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady ... read more..
Mothers Can Only Do So Much!
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5736
3 min read

Mothers Can Only Do So Much!

Mother? Oh, Mother? How many times have you heard those words? Often times they are reeking with excitement, or perhaps fear or anguish! I can remember rushing to the aid of my children, when I heard ... read more..
Inspiring Music
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4339
<1min

Inspiring Music

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.Therefore, he was annoyed to... read more..
You Know You Are a Geek When
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3071
<1min

You Know You Are a Geek When

You know you are a geek when . . .You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."You get bittersweet nostalgic feelings about your long-lost Commodore 64 (or Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80, etc.) a... read more..
Was Jesus Worshipped?
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
9439
16 min read

Was Jesus Worshipped?

I want to speak about a topic that was introduced a few weeks back by a couple of different callers who were contesting the deity of Jesus and whether or not the New Testament actually taught that. On... read more..
Dial A Prayer Twist
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5035
<1min

Dial A Prayer Twist

They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now.  You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.... read more..
Garage Wow
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3501
<1min

Garage Wow

There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two ad... read more..
Lost Balloon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4563
<1min

Lost Balloon

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.  He reduces height and spots a man down below.  He lowers the balloon further and shouts:"Excuse me, can you tell me where ... read more..
Traffic Laughs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3566
<1min

Traffic Laughs

* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place in line.* All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next thing they'll be selling is ant read more..
Organic Molecules
Wonders of Creation
6604
4 min read

Organic Molecules

What is an "organic molecule?" When scientists announce that they have found one, the impression that a layperson gets is that this molecule can, like magic, suddenly produce life!  It ... read more..
Shoe Repair
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4578
<1min

Shoe Repair

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.  The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old.&nbs... read more..
Milk Switch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3267
<1min

Milk Switch

To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods, including skim milk. When she said her family would drink only whole milk, I suggested that she keep their regular c... read more..
Forgotten Watch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4525
<1min

Forgotten Watch

A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting.  He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours.Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says, "I'm sorry I talked so long.  I le... read more..
Generational Punishment
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3865
<1min

Generational Punishment

Do you feel doomed spiritually because of what one of your ancestors did to displease God?  Some people say that God curses families for up to 3 or 4 generations when someone has sinned, but... read more..
12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4024
<1min

12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dresse read more..
Getting Past the Resurrection
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
6657
8 min read

Getting Past the Resurrection

How forgetful are you? Have you ever forgotten birthdays, doctors appointments, the keys that smiled at you from the ignition of a locked car. I remember hearing a story about a fellow whose wife call... read more..
People and Mistakes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3217
<1min

People and Mistakes

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.People who do less work... make fewer mistakes.People who do no work... make no mistakes.People who make no mistakes... get promoted.That's why I sp... read more..
Strawberry Fertilizer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4582
<1min

Strawberry Fertilizer

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.  A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?""Fertilizer,&qu... read more..
Aging Does Have Its Many Rewards
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4682
5 min read

Aging Does Have Its Many Rewards

One day last week while draining my morning cup of coffee for the sixth n or was it the seventh n time, I can’t remember, a thought struck me. It has been such a long time since a thought has struck m... read more..
Thai This For a Change
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3414
<1min

Thai This For a Change

An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. "What w... read more..
An Invitation
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
6278
5 min read

An Invitation

I received an invitation in the mail yesterday. It's one of the home-made kind, with a border of stamped flowers around the edge. The card is really just a courtesy since I have been asked to read more..
The Verge
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5303
<1min

The Verge

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child answered, "Mary."The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's nam... read more..
Clergy Crowd Control
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3661
<1min

Clergy Crowd Control

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.... read more..
$100 Coffee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5055
<1min

$100 Coffee

A street person approached a passer-by and said, "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?" "That's ridiculous!  Do you think anyone would really pay that much for a cup of coffee?" said... read more..
Ploughing at Night
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4518
<1min

Ploughing at Night

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.  They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged.  After a few minutes of trying to g... read more..
Johnny Hollers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3139
<1min

Johnny Hollers

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of... read more..
The Day After Tomorrow
Wonders of Creation
5411
5 min read

The Day After Tomorrow

'The Day After Tomorrow' movie is a highly entertaining collection of disasters, and its visual effects are a roller coaster ride of ruin and mayhem. One reviewer thought the movie might have read more..
What It Means
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4456
<1min

What It Means

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy."My,"... read more..
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