Monthly Archive

December 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 998 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Wonders of Creation
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Wonders of Creation - Atmosphere

In 1996 12 climbers on Mount Everest suddenly died. Many theories were at first put forward to explain this unfortunate event, but none of them stacked up. The climbers were well equipped, and they to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3318
<1min

Hospital Regulations

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitca... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Little Benny

Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school." "That's nice of her to take ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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5 min read

True Confessions Of A Married Man

This year the Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly celebrate 35 years of marital bliss. During more than three decades of matrimonial ecstasy, I have learned many things. For example, I never kne... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Three Important Words

At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly-married cou... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Salvation and Sanctification

Many of you have already heard Rev. Charles McKnight preach on occasions when Pastor Tim was away, so you will not be surprised at the encouragement this message from Charles is. Listen Onl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Under Five

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5412
4 min read

Munchin' With Mary and Martha

I enjoy creative humor--and one day I found the most delightful Web site for women: "Maxed Out" by Debi Stack, Christian author and speaker (see link below). Debi, like me, is a fan of Mary and Martha... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Couple Descriptions

Even mismatched couples may described kindly.1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in the neck.2. He's a funny old goat, and she's a great kidder.3. He doesn't have a dollar, and she has no sense.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Who's the Boss?

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.  Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Chewed Out

My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times???""Not a bit," I replied. "I just tell them I'm fill... read more..

Wonders of Creation
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5 min read

Wonders of Creation - The Bible, The Koran, and Creation

Islam is a religion with many adherents, and many intelligent, educated people believe in the teachings of the Koran. In a similar way many intelligent, educated people believe in the altered Bible of... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Some Great Malapropisms...

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!""I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but....""I used to be as sharp as a button.""That wa read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Just smile and pass it on! read more..

Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
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8 min read

Election In Israel

Have you ever talked with a young couple who are engaged. They look forward to the date of their wedding with great joy and anticipation. The day draws nearer and nearer, as you talk with them they te... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Message Break

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the ma... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

A Mother's Letter to Her Son

A Mother's Letter to Her Son My Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive.  I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast.  You won't know the house wh... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4527
4 min read

Be Mine

I ripped the cellophane wrapping off the small package with delight. The cards my mother had bought that morning were perfect. They were bright red with hearts all over them and short funny sayings ap... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
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8 min read

What is Love?

This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers 1John 3:16 How well do you know your "3:16's"? Most people know John 3:16,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4418
<1min

Goober Counsellor

A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help.  One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of t... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Frustration!

Ever been frustrated? Of course you have been. We all get worked up over the things that grind us down. Is there a cure for frustration or a way to avoid it?  More importantly, once you... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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5 min read

A Romantic Ramble Through Life

This month the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly celebrate 35 years of what we like to call a romantic ramble through life. Thirty-five years ago this month, we became engaged and our... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What Does That Mean?

Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy.  As the pastor got up to preach, he took off his watch and laid it on the pulpit. Levi whispered, "what does that mean?" Ji... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Collectable Receipts

An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.So the police clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Logic Amongst the Sciences

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into th... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5306
3 min read

Love, Life and a PBJ Sandwich

Happy Valentine's Day! I am dedicating this devotional to all of us who "stick it out" through the "thick and thin" of LIFE--married or single--we are blessed...! And that's where the PEANUT BUTTER ?N... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Airline Rage

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him.  After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane.  ... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4827
3 min read

A Lost Opportunity

It must have looked like this was an important prisoner. He was guarded by two hundred soldiers, seventy horsemen and two hundred spearmen. They had heard there were men who wanted him dead, so they h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Noise Abatement

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.""Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?""Sir," the radar man read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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George W. meets Moses

George W.  Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.  The man had a staff in one hand and some stone table... read more..