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It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six times a day.  I was still living at home with my parents saving money for colle... read more..

Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounced, cuffing him and hustling him into a squad car.S... read more..

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.  With a stream of crisp commands, he... read more..

I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke do... read more..

One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing.Ben sliced his ball deep into a wooded ravine.  He grabbed his 8-iron and proceeded down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.B... read more..

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My ar... read more..

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.  When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will... read more..

When my husband joined the Coast Guard, I knew there would be some adjustments. Not only did I have to get accustomed to his short haircut, but also to his new sailor lingo. I eventually got used to h... read more..

The very nature of God's grace is why He has revealed His grace to us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060723.mp3{/audio}... read more..

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.  Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hi... read more..

In 1952 I was in the Army and had just arrived in Frankfurt, Germany. I had no money and asked about getting some. I found out that it was easy to get to a pawn shop by calling a taxi.I got a taxi (th... read more..

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure!  What do you want me to do?"Sally... read more..

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with "IBA" or insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.Don't bother takin... read more..

Today, (July 21) is my birthday. As birthdays go, mine seem to go pretty fast. It used to be that my birthday came every year. Now, every time I turn around it’s my birthday. I’m tempte... read more..

The one great event that brings people together is the annual family vacation. It brings them together so they viciously argue about where they want to go. At least it seems to be a common experience ... read more..

Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared."I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. ... read more..

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pent... read more..

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre.  She has a dog on a leash.He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really into ... read more..

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time.A couple of boys ... read more..

Too often when people leave a church they do so amidst a cloud of miscommunication and well intentioned (but hurtful) lies.  Christians and entire Church families are called to an emotionally hea... read more..

General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did....---------------------- Hel... read more..

Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.  Won't you forgive and forget?  Your absence is breaking my heart.  I was a fool, nobody can take your place... read more..

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."  ... read more..

1.  During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.2.  He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."3.  When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, the read more..

Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. I followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for our indi... read more..

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.The pro showed him th... read more..

Get an accordion. The cheaper the better because they all sound the same.Do not tell anyone what you have done. It will only cause them to worry.They will find out soon enough.Take the accordion out o... read more..

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia?  I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to D... read more..

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrat... read more..

Juan Ruiz is not only a good friend of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt, he is also one of net's most tenacious and knowledgeable computer tech guys. If you've got a computer question, go to Ju read more..