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Monthly Archive

June 2008

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 284 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Amazing Catch

Back when I was a teenager, I played on a church league baseball team. I was a mediocre player, but I did manage the odd brilliant "major league-ish" catch. I must admit, though, that I never manage... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Golden Bear Answer

A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. He said,  "Jack, you are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course.  What is your secret?"To whi... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good July Morning 7-1-08

"What has happened to me has really served to advance the Gospel. Phil. 1:12 continued.      When Paul was put in prison, many shook their heads in dismay. "Now his read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bath Note

Dear Kids,Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath. It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water. Yes, I know how to swim. Even if I didn't, f... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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What the Word of God Is

The word of God is the Word of God. It's easy to tell whether or not we truly believe that is it's origin. ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
973

Good June Morning 6-30-08

"It is my prayer that your love may abound more and more. Phil. 1:9-11      It has been my joy in observing the spiritual growth in other people. Paul prays that love may read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dangerous Cargo

Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: DANGER DO NOT TOUCH!   Management was called and all employees were to... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
943

Good Sunday June Morning 6-29-08

SEVENTH  SUNDAY  AFTER  PENTECOST    "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Zechariah 9:8-12    ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3793

Vacation Offer

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer.The boss asked, "Why w... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
883

Good June Morning 6-28-08

"I am sure that He who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Jesus Christ." Phil. 1:6      I enjoyed watching the progress on our town f read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
871

Good June Morning 6-26-08

"I thank my God in all my remembrance of you, always in every prayer of mine for you all, making request with joy, thankful for your partnership in the Gospel from the first day until now. P read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Prison Joke Book

It was Mickey's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with his meager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4867

Office Visit

A middle-aged man walks into a psychologist's office wearing a dancer's tutu, flippers and a scuba mask.The psychologist, humoring him, asks, "What seems to be the problem?"The man answers, "Well, Doc... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
870

Good June Morning 6-24-08

To all the saints in Christ Jesus who are at Philippi, with the bishops and deacons, grace to you and peace from God, or Father, and the LORD Jesus Christ. Philippians 1:1,2  continued from yeste... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
998

Good June Morning 6-23-08

"Paul and Timothy, servants of Christ Jesus. To all the saints in Christ Jesus at Philippi, together with the overseers and deacons. Phil 1:1     In this chapter we hear of a read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
899

Good June Morning 6-21-08

"Except the LORD build the house, they labor in vain that build it; except the LORD keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain. Psalm 127:1      Treaties have been ma read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-25-08

"I thank my God in all my remembrance of you." Phil. 1:3 continued     I always try to remember birthdays and anniversaries and the people who celebrate them.  Paul read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4780

Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy.You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left the station.Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot pursui... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Global Warming, Oil Prices, and God

Followers of Jesus will always live surrounded by cultural "hot" topics and conspiracies. We have, however, someone much greater to sew our attention to. ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
868

Good June Sunday Morning 6-22-08

SIXTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST                            &nbs... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4754

Wake Up!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early flig... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Exercise Classes

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.If I *had* any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for an exercise class!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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50 Years From Now

Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now."I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business,'" declared the fi... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
929

Good June Morning 6-20-08

"Out of the depths have I cried unto Thee, O LORD.. If Thou, LORD, shouldest mark iniquities, O LORD, who shall stand? But there is forgiveness with Thee, that Thou mayest be feared." Psalm read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
967

Good June Morning 6-18-08

"Do not labor for the food which perishes, but for the food which endures to eternal life, which the son of Man will give to you." John 6:27  "With the present state of the world t read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-17-08

"That ye may know that the Son of Man hath power on earth to forgive sins(then He said to the sick of palsy), Arise, take up thy bed, and go unto thy house. Matt. 9:6      read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Father's Day 6-15-08

"Pray then like this: Our Father who art in heaven. Matthew 6:9     On Father's Day we pay tribute to the role of father in family life. A good father is more than a paycheck read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-16-08

"For the Son of Man is come to seek and to save that which was lost" Luke 19:10 (by request)     Some people say that Christianity is not a religion. To millions of peopl read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good June Morning 6-19-08

"When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the angels with Him, then He will sit on His glorious throne. Matthew 25:31       We all remember Daniel in the Bibl read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Baby Talk

What your baby would tell you if he could talk:1. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said.2. Don't be jealous, but I think I'm in love with the ceiling fan.3. I know where the remote co... read more..

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