Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 791 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Good Morning 04-27
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Morning 04-27

"For which cause we faint not; but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day." - 2 Corinthians 4:16   We hear a lot written by poets and artists about read more..
Caught in the Act
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Caught in the Act

I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up.  Seeing the money in my hand, she cried out, "I caught you!" I froze and tried to think of an explanation f... read more..
Good Morning 04-26
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Morning 04-26

"He brought me forth also into a large place." - Psalm 18:19   God had lifted the Psalmist out of the obscurity of a shepherd's life into the prominence and power of a ruler o read more..
Graceless at Grandma's
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Graceless at Grandma's

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.  When little Johnny received his plate... read more..
Spit Art
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Spit Art

I consider myself to be a fairly creative person.  My problem is that I often feel frustrated trying to express my creativity.  Sure, I'm very comfortable with humor and comedy, but wh read more..
Midterm Exam
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Midterm Exam

The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of material on the midterm exam.  Tension in the room built, people were sighing and gasping aloud as they r... read more..
Lost Money
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Lost Money

The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She sent the following email: "If anybody can say where they lost $70, please let me know and it will be returned to ... read more..
Good Morning 04-24
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2587
2 min read

Good Morning 04-24

"Out of the depths have I cried unto Thee, O LORD." - Psalm 130:1   Two of the outstanding hymns which flowed from the heart of Dr. Martin Luther were "A Mighty Fortress is o read more..
Marine Mines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Marine Mines

In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged to our drill instructor.  For instance, she referred to the stuff in our footlockers as "my trash&quo... read more..
Little Encouragement
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Little Encouragement

The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly man shook his hand and said, "Reverend, that was the worst sermon I've ever listened to.  I... read more..
Portrait of the Early Church
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Portrait of the Early Church

The early church wasn't as "great" as some have portrayed it to be.  In Reality, the true picture of what it was (and what today's church needs to be) is much better anyway. read more..
Saintly Sons
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Saintly Sons

Two mothers were talking about their sons.  The first said, "My son is such a saint.  He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two ye... read more..
Pick of the Crop
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pick of the Crop

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden.  "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large... read more..
Good Morning 04-20
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Morning 04-20

"Set a watch, O LORD, before my mouth; keep the door of my lips." - Psalm 141:3   When God gave a man the power of speech, He entrusted him with something which may bring life or d read more..
Smart Bus
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Smart Bus

My name is Pastor Jerry Evenson.  I pastor a small church in central Idaho on an Indian Reservation.  I work as a bus driver for the Lapwai School District.  One of our bus drivers had ... read more..
Shopping Plan
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shopping Plan

In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son.As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the chil... read more..
Good Morning 04-19
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Morning 04-19

They said to each other, "Did not our hearts burn within us while He talked to us on the road, while He opened to us the Scriptures?" - Luke 24:32   I felt I needed to repeat this read more..
Pit Falls
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pit Falls

This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night.  That was a mistake, because the gravediggers had just opened a new site, in preparations for a funeral early the n... read more..
High Tech Flying
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5120
<1min

High Tech Flying

The passengers on the jetliner were relaxing in their seats for the long flight.  The voice over the loudspeaker had just announced that the aircraft had reached its cruising altitude and that read more..
Virus Spread
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3361
<1min

Virus Spread

For years they've been telling us to not spread viruses.  Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough, and whatever you do, don't let the dog lick your face. I've figured out the reason for this... read more..
Good Morning 04-17
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2933
2 min read

Good Morning 04-17

"Then He appeared to James, then to all the apostles." - 1 Corinthians 15:7   What a thrill those early Christians experienced when they saw and heard the risen LORD in person. Ho read more..
Serious Shopper
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Serious Shopper

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation.  Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shor read more..
Good Morning 04-16
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2848
2 min read

Good Morning 04-16

This comes because of a question from a reader.   "..who said, "The LORD has risen indeed, and has appeared to Simon!" -Luke 24:34   Peter's part in the Easter dram read more..
Married Witness
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Married Witness

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined.  The lawyer thundered at him, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice read more..
Preacher's Best Years
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Preacher's Best Years

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One... read more..
Doctor Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Doctor Quotes

The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians: ~ By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better. ~ On read more..
Sermon Follow-Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sermon Follow-Up

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver ... read more..
Shopping On Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shopping On Up

In a upscale department store, every night at closing time one of our customer-service representatives reminds shoppers over the public address system to finish their shopping. One evening, a w read more..
Accident Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3480
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Accident Prayer

As my five-year-old-son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident.Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed an... read more..
Red Light - Green Light
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Red Light - Green Light

Ralph and his friend were driving through town when they came to a red light.  Cruising through the red light, Ralph's friend expressed concern. "Don't worry," Ralph said read more..
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