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There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Laundry Husband
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Just do it!!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1109
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Today's Clean Pun
Old Testament Barista
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Today's Quote
Quote #1557
"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation."
– Dr. Samantha Nutt
Today's Illustration
State of The World
The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island.
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him,
"The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Amy and Judy are old friends.
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!)
Every warning label has an awesome backstory.
Fish Eyes:
One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog, the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defense.
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.
The man who created auto-correct has died;
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured.
It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded.
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
So you want to be an astronaut: sorry, the sky's the limit.
Thunderstorms had rolled through the region, knocking out power temporarily to some of the stores of this supermarket chain. So when a help desk technician got an emergency page from one store, he figured he knew how to handle it.