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I will be at the dentist office at some point today and while there I think I may try to keep today's newest addition to the FunBlog front of mind. You know why if you check out "Baby, Dog, and Popcorn" at:
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Today's CleanLaugh
End Nail Biting
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.
"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That habit really bothers me!" the first one said.
"Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented, "but I broke him of that habit real quick."
"What did you do?"
"I hid his teeth!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1031
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things; but I laugh more.
Today's Clean Pun
Belly Bank
Money Belts: a waist of money.
Today's Quote
Quote #1479
"God is glorified in his people by the way we experience him, not merely by the way we think about him."
- John Piper
Today's Illustration
Work Problems
The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed.
"Fill 'er up," he ordered.
The worker did as he'd been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem.
The boss snorted, "Honestly! The kind of help you get these days! There's obviously only one thing to do. You'll have to dig that hole deeper!"
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When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open.
What do they put for 'hair color' on the driver's licenses of bald men?
When it comes to a battle with words, I'm always ready to mumble.
With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was a lively, mischievous girl, and people often remarked on how cute she was. One day I was standing with her in the supermarket when a woman commented on how cute she was.
Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track record: "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied it up.
A man walks into his doctor's office and says,
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.
My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I can feel the heat from here!"