Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Great Writing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Great Writing

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.  When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will... read more..
Coast Guard Lingo
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3834
<1min

Coast Guard Lingo

When my husband joined the Coast Guard, I knew there would be some adjustments. Not only did I have to get accustomed to his short haircut, but also to his new sailor lingo. I eventually got used to h... read more..
Grace Appeared
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4658
<1min

Grace Appeared

The very nature of God's grace is why He has revealed His grace to us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060723.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Forest Fire Fly By
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4470
<1min

Forest Fire Fly By

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.  Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hi... read more..
Pawn Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3414
<1min

Pawn Return

In 1952 I was in the Army and had just arrived in Frankfurt, Germany. I had no money and asked about getting some. I found out that it was easy to get to a pawn shop by calling a taxi.I got a taxi (th... read more..
Let's Play House
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5177
<1min

Let's Play House

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure!  What do you want me to do?"Sally... read more..
Insufficient Brain Activity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3414
<1min

Insufficient Brain Activity

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with "IBA" or insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.Don't bother takin... read more..
Another Candle On The Birthday Cake
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4904
6 min read

Another Candle On The Birthday Cake

Today, (July 21) is my birthday. As birthdays go, mine seem to go pretty fast. It used to be that my birthday came every year. Now, every time I turn around it’s my birthday. I’m tempte... read more..
American Family At Its Finest: The Annual Vacation
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4827
5 min read

American Family At Its Finest: The Annual Vacation

The one great event that brings people together is the annual family vacation. It brings them together so they viciously argue about where they want to go. At least it seems to be a common experience ... read more..
The Pledge
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5684
<1min

The Pledge

Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared."I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. ... read more..
Patriotic Father
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6474
<1min

Patriotic Father

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pent... read more..
Dog Review
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4595
<1min

Dog Review

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre.  She has a dog on a leash.He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really into ... read more..
Noah Glue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5358
<1min

Noah Glue

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time.A couple of boys ... read more..
Leaving Without Lying
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3917
<1min

Leaving Without Lying

Too often when people leave a church they do so amidst a cloud of miscommunication and well intentioned (but hurtful) lies.  Christians and entire Church families are called to an emotionally hea... read more..
General Motors Help Line
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4385
2 min read

General Motors Help Line

General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did....---------------------- Hel... read more..
Reversal of Fortune
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4639
<1min

Reversal of Fortune

Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.  Won't you forgive and forget?  Your absence is breaking my heart.  I was a fool, nobody can take your place... read more..
104 Year Best
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3229
<1min

104 Year Best

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."  ... read more..
Signs You Need A New Lawyer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4287
<1min

Signs You Need A New Lawyer

1.  During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.2.  He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."3.  When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, the read more..
New Diet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3397
<1min

New Diet

Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. I followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for our indi... read more..
Golf Beginner
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4403
<1min

Golf Beginner

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.The pro showed him th... read more..
A Primer For Accordion Beginners
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3137
2 min read

A Primer For Accordion Beginners

Get an accordion. The cheaper the better because they all sound the same.Do not tell anyone what you have done. It will only cause them to worry.They will find out soon enough.Take the accordion out o... read more..
Goober Olympic Questions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4557
2 min read

Goober Olympic Questions

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia?  I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to D... read more..
Totally Out of Shape
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3964
<1min

Totally Out of Shape

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrat... read more..
Ask Juan
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
9232
<1min

Ask Juan

Juan Ruiz is not only a good friend of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt, he is also one of net's most tenacious and knowledgeable computer tech guys. If you've got a computer question, go to Juan's site and ... read more..
Busy family days ..
Misc
Teresa Hauber
2875
4 min read

Busy family days ..

Well, Long time since I posted anything...I went into the old blog network and copied all the posts I could find and have them stored in my documents..I didn't want to loose them all I guess I sho... read more..
Tycoon Banter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3815
<1min

Tycoon Banter

A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil.The Alaskan Oil Tycoon said, "Listen, there is so much oil in Alaska that I could buy enough gold to build a ... read more..
Disappearing Dinosaurs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4827
<1min

Disappearing Dinosaurs

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiti... read more..
Gender Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3193
<1min

Gender Request

After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery room with my wife. It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, "I've got the head now; just a... read more..
Emotional Health - The Incarnation as Our Model to Love Others Well - Part 2
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3807
<1min

Emotional Health - The Incarnation as Our Model to Love Others Well - Part 2

Wanting to love others as Jesus loved us (the Incarnation) is easy - doing it is a bit more complicated.  However, if we practice and balance three dynamics in our attempts to love others incarna... read more..
Wake Up Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5412
<1min

Wake Up Call

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m.  wake-up call.  The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.  "Good morning," a young man said ... read more..
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