Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Jeff Larson's The Back Pew
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Jeff Larson
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Ignoring The Source
The Spur
Pastor Tim
5510
3 min read

Ignoring The Source

The twinge of pain shot through my hip and down my left leg. "Hmm," I thought, "Where did that come from?" It went away fairly quickly, so I forgot about it. A while later it happened again. Again, I ... read more..
Bell Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3458
<1min

Bell Call

The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take place. In the next room sits Bell's assistant, a man named Watson, hard at work on Bell's new invention to tra... read more..
Flight Control Software
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3295
<1min

Flight Control Software

At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers ... read more..
Today's Cartoon
Today's Cartoon
Pastor Tim
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Wire Backup
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3347
<1min

Wire Backup

One rainy evening, my husband, John, and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys in the car. He insisted he could open the door with a wire coat hanger, so we went back t... read more..
Dieting Buddies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3326
<1min

Dieting Buddies

Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently."Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other ou... read more..
Remember The Nails
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
8082
2 min read

Remember The Nails

Andrew Stawicki is always extremely and generously nice to me when we meet because I saved his life when he was shipwrecked in 1998.  Really.  Ok, technically it was Bob Bullen, a man who used to go t... read more..
Textbook For Sale
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3217
<1min

Textbook For Sale

Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the beginning of each semester. One read: "Introduction to Psychology, $8, never used." The card was signed, "Must sel... read more..
Retirement At The Inn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3469
2 min read

Retirement At The Inn

Why didn't somebody tell me?With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old & feeble.I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn ... read more..
Heard By Tech
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3715
<1min

Heard By Tech

Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave Windows?"Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microw... read more..
Software Training
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4021
<1min

Software Training

A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation.At first, he handled most of the work. E... read more..
Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3298
<1min

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say10) "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"9) "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin..."8) "The GOOD news is... you have termites."7) "Do you ha... read more..
Slippery Branches
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
8426
2 min read

Slippery Branches

Recently, I found myself standing at my bedroom window, looking out at the results of a rare (for Victoria) freezing rainstorm. As I surveyed my backyard, I spied, with my little eye, a robin flying t... read more..
No E-mail (copyrighted??)
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3776
3 min read

No E-mail (copyrighted??)

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a ja... read more..
Life and Death
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3604
<1min

Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."Underneath, a nurse had written:"The last five are pretty risky,... read more..
Larger Than 20
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3418
<1min

Larger Than 20

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."The woman in front of us, pointing ... read more..
Four Letter Surgery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3382
<1min

Four Letter Surgery

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered."What did he say," asked the nurse.... read more..
My Dog Has Fresh Water
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
10767
2 min read

My Dog Has Fresh Water

Each night before I go to bed, a part of my evening ritual is to check to see if our dog needs her water bowl topped up.  Though routine and mundane in nature, it is a spiritual experience for me... read more..
Lost Hunting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3622
<1min

Lost Hunting

My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his buddy, though. "Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air thre... read more..
Dads
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3652
<1min

Dads

My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked... read more..
Getting Fat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3713
<1min

Getting Fat

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"I replied, "Yes, ho... read more..
How To Please Your I.T. Department
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3557
2 min read

How To Please Your I.T. Department

How To Please Your I.T. Department [A quick check list for those who need to make contact.] 1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,... read more..
Waterproof
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2879
2 min read

Waterproof

As I write, we are experiencing record rainfall in British Columbia. One small village, 75 kilometers away, received just under 16 inches of precipitation in 24 hours. This great volume of water falli... read more..
Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3327
<1min

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?All computers wait at the same speed.Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.Go ahead, make my data!Smash fo... read more..
Resting And Starting
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2881
2 min read

Resting And Starting

(September 8, 2003.) I could not believe my ears. Just days before I had written September's prayer guide cover saying that my family and I had every reason to believe that my daughter was cured of h read more..
Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3203
<1min

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN... read more..
Dad At A Distance
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3023
3 min read

Dad At A Distance

(August 14, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) I would like to begin this devotional by thanking everyone for their calls, cards, kind comment read more..
God Is There
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3468
2 min read

God Is There

(July 1, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) The recent diagnosis of the spread of cancer in my 14 year old daughter has left me with a greater read more..
The 3 stages of man
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3530
<1min

The 3 stages of man

The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is Santa Claus.but don't forget the 4th stage....He LOOKS like Santa Claus.... read more..
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