Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Fried Eggs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3452
<1min

Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.” Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief! You're cooking too many at onc... read more..
A Faux Pas Is A Mistake In A Tuxedo
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4980
5 min read

A Faux Pas Is A Mistake In A Tuxedo

Everyone who is anybody has a hobby or at least entertains the idea. Hobbies range from sports to crafts to reading and even traveling. Some hobbies don't make sense to me like collecting dead insects... read more..
Warning Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3381
<1min

Warning Sign

Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in campgrounds, visitors' centers and rest areas advising people not to feed the bears, how to avoid bears, what t... read more..
Navajo Wisdom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4551
<1min

Navajo Wisdom

About 1969 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface. Along with ... read more..
Starting Over
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4780
2 min read

Starting Over

Our ten year-old granddaughter, Mary Kathryn, received a diary for her birthday. It was a gift from her best friend. She seemed so grown-up when she would take time to write down the events of the day... read more..
Australian Football
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3252
<1min

Australian Football

I'd heard that Australian football is a lot rougher than the American version, but never believed it until I witnessed a game first hand.In the first half, I saw 3 broken arms, half a dozen sprains, a... read more..
Why Don't I see You?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4794
<1min

Why Don't I see You?

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled h... read more..
Always Home
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3993
3 min read

Always Home

?I just want to go home.? The young woman's voice quavered with frustration, anger and fear. Her companion smiled. ?I am home,? she said. ?Home is inside me.? The two women were among thousands groun... read more..
Stuck Between Floors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3548
<1min

Stuck Between Floors

Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name ... read more..
Elderly Couple Sharing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4592
<1min

Elderly Couple Sharing

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.  He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamb... read more..
Call to Evangelize America
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5374
3 min read

Call to Evangelize America

Is it time to re-evangelize America?In a Time magazine cover story on "Kids, Sex & Values," a high school teacher in New York City said teenagers' lives are "empty, and their view of the future fa... read more..
Heavy Housework
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3651
<1min

Heavy Housework

Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We'r... read more..
The Intolerance of Tolerance
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5106
7 min read

The Intolerance of Tolerance

Probably no concept has more currency in our politically correct culture than the notion of tolerance. Unfortunately, one of America's noblest virtues has been so distorted it's become a vice. read more..
The Truth About Tools
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5103
4 min read

The Truth About Tools

The Truth about Tools HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. M... read more..
Dining Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4780
<1min

Dining Out

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table; Mr. & Mrs. Smith and their little son. Jonathan.She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?"He says, "I'll have a grilled cheese s... read more..
Temperance River
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5320
<1min

Temperance River

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And i... read more..
Beattitude
Dr. Harold McNabb
Pastor Tim
4467
11 min read

Beattitude

I came across this story, which sounds just wacky enough to maybe be true:  In New York City, there are eight million cats and eleven million dogs. New York City is basically just concrete and ... read more..
Wakeup Fight
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3299
<1min

Wakeup Fight

Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each other. Needing to arise early the following morning, Mr. Smith left a note on his wife's bedside table t... read more..
First Time Skydiver
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4841
<1min

First Time Skydiver

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.  Excited, he jumps out of the plane.  After a bit, he pulls the ripco... read more..
Putting Our Trust In God
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4535
3 min read

Putting Our Trust In God

Today, in the beauty shop, I saw an older couple that I've known for many years, probably 45 or more. I was so stunned at their appearance. They lost their youngest son about two years ago, who was mu... read more..
Published Sermons
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3524
<1min

Published Sermons

After a particularly inspiring worship service, a church member greeted the pastor. "Reverend, that was a wonderful sermon. You should have it published."The pastor replied, "Actually, I'm planning ... read more..
What Whine Goes With Cooked Goose?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4715
5 min read

What Whine Goes With Cooked Goose?

Some who know me suggest I might be a wee bit absentminded at times. I prefer to think of it as simply being actively engaged in processing thoughts; giving the tiny gray cells a good workout. My mott... read more..
I Just Can't Drive Today
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4907
<1min

I Just Can't Drive Today

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be ... read more..
Immigrations Card
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3367
<1min

Immigrations Card

Some years ago an Englishman on a plane to Australia was handed one of those immigration/visitation cards to fill out.After the standard questions, like name, nationality, passport number, etc., he go... read more..
Down...in the Belly of the Deep!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4820
5 min read

Down...in the Belly of the Deep!

No, it's not a new Bible story--it's the same wonderful story--and I know--it was NOT a whale--it was a big FISH! Now that we've straightened out that theological twist that you might bring up...and T... read more..
Add Some Fun To Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4775
2 min read

Add Some Fun To Life

Add Some Fun To Life Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'. Page yourself over the intercom.  (Don't disguise your voice.) Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, dough... read more..
Say Something Positive
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4379
<1min

Say Something Positive

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old w... read more..
A Matter of Concentration
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3638
3 min read

A Matter of Concentration

In his wonderful devotional book, My Utmost for His Highest, Oswald Chambers says - "Narrow all your interests until the attitude of mind and heart and body is concentration on Jesus Christ." This mak... read more..
Lazy Cobbler
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10629
<1min

Lazy Cobbler

A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost twenty years.  He found everything just the way he remembered it.  He went up to the counter and asked ... read more..
Expecting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4061
<1min

Expecting

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife is expecting.""Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead a... read more..
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