Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
This week Rev. James Snyder has been musing and waxing eloquently about aging. He realizes, though, there is one need that never changes. You can read "Everything old is getting older still" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/everything-old-is-getting-older-still
Also, the Westside Bible Church site has been updated with audio recordings of my most recent messages.
You can listen to "The Divine Taxonomy of Human Beings" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/the-divine-taxonomy-of-human-beings
You can listen to "Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/lead-us-not-into-temptation-the-lord-s-prayer
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Blizzard Police
While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman, standing waist deep in snow, directing traffic.
Feeling sorry for him, the motorist called out "I'm sorry you have to work half buried in the snow."
The policeman called back, "Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for my horse!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1157
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go.
Today's Clean Pun
Filler Mix-up
#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion.
Today's Quote
Quote #1605
"The only way to live a truly remarkable life is not to get everyone to notice you, but to leave noticeable marks of Jesus' love everywhere you go."
- Ann Voskamp
Today's Illustration
Simple Obedience
Today Kathryn "graduates" from Kindergarten.
This morning while she was getting dressed, she insisted on wearing a skirt under her dress. I tried in vain to talk her out of it. Since she's never worn the two together before, I asked her where she got the idea of wearing the skirt with the dress.
She said during graduation practice, one of the teachers said,
"Girls will wear dresses and skirts."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone.
I hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
The invention of the shovel was ground breaking, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation. You will agree however, that it was the wheel that really got things rolling.
Two lawyers walk into a restaurant. They put their briefcases on the floor and order two coffees. They get their coffee and pull out lunches from their briefcases.
"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."
The amount of sleep required by an average person is "five more minutes."
What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.