Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Exercise Program
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3612
<1min

Exercise Program

Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.AS ALWAYS, ... read more..
The Shepherd and Guardian of our Souls
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
11614
8 min read

The Shepherd and Guardian of our Souls

Did any of you memorize the poem Invictus by William Ernest Henley, when you were in school? It goes like this: Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever go... read more..
Application To Date My Daughter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7038
3 min read

Application To Date My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, jobhistory, ancestral lineage, DMV printout, and a current medicalreport fro... read more..
Sweat Dreams
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5137
<1min

Sweat Dreams

While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old granddaughter.One morning when she awoke, she told me she had some nice dreams and proceeded to tell me about them.I to... read more..
Spring Fever Differs In Single And Married Women.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4507
4 min read

Spring Fever Differs In Single And Married Women.

It has been a hectic week at the parsonage. The weather was so gorgeous I really did not see it coming. Nevertheless, come it did. It was Tuesday morning when "it" happened. I got up at my usual time... read more..
Read The Label
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5181
<1min

Read The Label

A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens.  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were 2 boy kitties and 2 girl kitties. "How do you know?"... read more..
IRS Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4244
<1min

IRS Call

When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the line."Hello, is this the minister?""Yes, this is.""I'm calling to inquire about a member of your congregation, a Dr... read more..
Vaccines
Misc
3341
2 min read

Vaccines

Well, here goes... my first blogging attempt. That is such a silly word, if you ask me. Monday, baby Kincaid got his second round of vaccines at his 4 month check up. He was so crumpy afterwards and... read more..
Lessons Learned in Mom's Taxi!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4357
8 min read

Lessons Learned in Mom's Taxi!

"Run, Peggie, Run!" may someday be a bestseller when I write it, in retirement years, in a rocking chair with computer attached (visualize that one!). Actually, I am too busy now to even consider it.. read more..
Careful Pulling The Plug
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5115
<1min

Careful Pulling The Plug

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning.  In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor.  A silver-hair... read more..
Tax Forms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4070
<1min

Tax Forms

It was April and Tax Day was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. "Why so many?" I asked."My son is overseas," she said. ... read more..
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5890
<1min

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

10.  Well, how 'bout that?  I'm lost!  Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9.  You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car d read more..
Nesting Near
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4225
3 min read

Nesting Near

Some time ago, my middle daughter, Laura, called to ask my advice. She is at an "in- between" place right now. She's been working in the city but feeling restless, feeling that God has something more ... read more..
Ad Woes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3431
<1min

Ad Woes

A disappointed soft drink salesman returned from his Middle East assignment. His boss asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,... read more..
New Computer Viruses You Should Know About
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5152
2 min read

New Computer Viruses You Should Know About

*New Computer Viruses You Should Know About* THE LIBERAL VIRUS Before deleting all your files, this virus tells you: "That you don't need them anyway and they wouldn't want to be burdened with such o read more..
Thoughts Running Wild!
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4624
3 min read

Thoughts Running Wild!

Imagine going around a curve, or up a steep hill, and your car starts sputtering, and the speed begins to lower. It doesn't matter how much you press on the gas, it is not going anywhere. You let off ... read more..
Bunch Of Laughs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5494
3 min read

Bunch Of Laughs

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: The Gate of Heaven".  Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance." Rev.  Warren J.&nb... read more..
Re-Gifting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6945
<1min

Re-Gifting

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, she thought, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove ... read more..
Photo Radar
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6141
<1min

Photo Radar

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail, a ticket for $40.00, and a photo of his car.&... read more..
Cautions To a Great Church
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4854
12 min read

Cautions To a Great Church

One of the most memorable experiences I ever had was in helping to build a small shed. There was nothing impressive about the size of it, just a 10 by 12 shed. It was going to house a generator so we ... read more..
Raise Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3581
<1min

Raise Request

Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise.Boss: Well, I can't give you a raise, but if you'll tell me who the other two men are, I'll fire them.... read more..
Affirmation in a Time of Suffering
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4886
7 min read

Affirmation in a Time of Suffering

When I was doing the background reading on 1 Peter, I was reminded of the terrible sufferings which the early church endured. The exact dating of Peter's letters is not clear. It could have been durin... read more..
Something Nice For Dad
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5116
<1min

Something Nice For Dad

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which... read more..
I'm Not A Christian, But I Play One On Sunday
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4841
5 min read

I'm Not A Christian, But I Play One On Sunday

After more than three decades of church ministry, I have come to one unsettling conclusion. Actually, I've come to more than one conclusion, but this one is the most depressing. That conclusion is sim... read more..
Sayings About Aging
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15018
2 min read

Sayings About Aging

Thoughts on Growing Old ~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.  But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. ~ There are three signs of old age.  The first is yo... read more..
Pig Feed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3861
<1min

Pig Feed

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?""Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?""Because I... read more..
Spring Cleaning and the Rain
Misc
3423
<1min

Spring Cleaning and the Rain

Spring Cleaning and the rain do not go together.  The week before the time changed to Daylight Savings Time I had started my spring cleaning and I was so proud of myself.  "I have just two t... read more..
Christianity vs Churchianity
Misc
3110
<1min

Christianity vs Churchianity

I was brought up Catholic and went to church every Sunday. We also went to church with the school on every first Friday of the month. One year when I was in grade 5, my friend and I went to the 7 o'cl... read more..
Janice S.
Misc
4279
<1min

Janice S.

Since I''m new here, I just wanted to say hi to everyone, and wish each of you a God Blessed Day. Bye for now.  ... read more..
Why Parents Go Gray
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4817
2 min read

Why Parents Go Gray

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.  He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whi... read more..
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