Monthly Archive

2006
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1001 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
5832
3 min read

A Trace of Irish Brogue And the Genetic Code

It was my first visit to a new doctor.  I was pregnant with my third child, so he wanted to know my medical history. As I recited the litany of childhood diseases, the rare occasions I had been h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4219

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3313

One Solution for the World

The one solution for the world's problem is a person - Jesus Christ.  We need to understand this clearly before we can share Him with the world.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060319.mp3{/a... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4141
5 min read

Chocolate Is My Favorite Health Food

Finally, the medical world has caught up with what the rest of us have known all the time, namely, chocolate is good for us. And I for one think it is about time.According to recent medical research, ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim
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Cruise Questions

Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship - Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line10. Do these steps go up or down?9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carving... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4381

Church Dictionary

From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest... read more..

Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4604
11 min read

Setting your Mind on the Things Above? II

Last week we looked at the four successive views of heaven in the Bible: Paradise; Hades; the Intermediate Heaven; the New Heaven and New Earth. We looked at a few surprising aspects of the intermedia... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2771

Swanky Dining

The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre d, "but there are no tables available.""One moment, my friend," said the man, drawing himself up. "I happen to be... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim
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Grasping Challenge

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the ent... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
6832
5 min read

You Can Be A Winner

I love sports. One of the mementos I've saved from my childhood is a faded, slightly out of focus black and white photo of me on my first soccer team. As a boy, I dreamed of winning the championsh... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim
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Deck Praise

I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work."Wow," she gushed, "you're an expe... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4347

Wonders of Creation
4150
4 min read

Changing Scientific Position

Science frequently moves from one position to another. As soon as a statement is made, defining some property of matter, or some finding has been established as certain, a revision appears in which th... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3118

Egg Timing

A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's relatives. She got up early, went down to the kitchen and started to get breakfast together. When the lady of th... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4307

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4097
5 min read

It's My Body; I'll Exercise it if I Have To

Lately, I have noticed a lot of news regarding all aspects of the body. According to one report I read, this is a multibillion dollar-a-year business. I never knew my body was worth so much money. Im ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3163

Shower Music

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3961
3 min read

Low Watt Stories

True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's.  I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half-dozen nuggets."We ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3058

The World's Problem

We live in a world where everyone faces the same problem.  Helping others see this is the beginning point of sharing Jesus with them.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060312.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4909
2 min read

"Dilbert Quote" Contest

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest.  They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers.Here are the finalists:1.  "As of tomorrow, employees will... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5448

Funny Police Quotes

Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""So, you don't know how fast you were goin... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim
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Bank Enunciation

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain.""You should have used the d... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4729
6 min read

It's All About Repentance

For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive by the Spirit1 Peter 3:18John Muir, famous explorer and na... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Whisper Shock

When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion.On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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