Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 998 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4461
5 min read

Chocolate Is My Favorite Health Food

Finally, the medical world has caught up with what the rest of us have known all the time, namely, chocolate is good for us. And I for one think it is about time.According to recent medical research, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5130
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2895
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Cruise Questions

Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship - Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line10. Do these steps go up or down?9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carving... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4693
<1min

Church Dictionary

From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest... read more..

Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4978
11 min read

Setting your Mind on the Things Above? II

Last week we looked at the four successive views of heaven in the Bible: Paradise; Hades; the Intermediate Heaven; the New Heaven and New Earth. We looked at a few surprising aspects of the intermedia... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3030
<1min

Swanky Dining

The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre d, "but there are no tables available.""One moment, my friend," said the man, drawing himself up. "I happen to be... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3171
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Grasping Challenge

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the ent... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
7291
5 min read

You Can Be A Winner

I love sports. One of the mementos I've saved from my childhood is a faded, slightly out of focus black and white photo of me on my first soccer team. As a boy, I dreamed of winning the championsh... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4759
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3057
<1min

Deck Praise

I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work."Wow," she gushed, "you're an expe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4608
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Wonders of Creation
4558
4 min read

Changing Scientific Position

Science frequently moves from one position to another. As soon as a statement is made, defining some property of matter, or some finding has been established as certain, a revision appears in which th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3384
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Egg Timing

A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's relatives. She got up early, went down to the kitchen and started to get breakfast together. When the lady of th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4599
<1min

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4439
5 min read

It's My Body; I'll Exercise it if I Have To

Lately, I have noticed a lot of news regarding all aspects of the body. According to one report I read, this is a multibillion dollar-a-year business. I never knew my body was worth so much money. Im ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3424
<1min

Shower Music

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4247
3 min read

Low Watt Stories

True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's.  I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half-dozen nuggets."We ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3365
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The World's Problem

We live in a world where everyone faces the same problem.  Helping others see this is the beginning point of sharing Jesus with them.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060312.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5169
2 min read

"Dilbert Quote" Contest

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest.  They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers.Here are the finalists:1.  "As of tomorrow, employees will... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5817
<1min

Funny Police Quotes

Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""So, you don't know how fast you were goin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3771
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Bank Enunciation

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain.""You should have used the d... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4923
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Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5197
6 min read

It's All About Repentance

For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive by the Spirit1 Peter 3:18John Muir, famous explorer and na... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3238
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Whisper Shock

When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion.On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3089
<1min

You've Got Bottle

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottl... read more..

Wonders of Creation
5405
4 min read

Wonders of Creation - DNA Differences

A heading to an article in the New Scientist magazine reads, 'dNA shows how different we are.? It went on to say, ?Humans and their closest relatives, chimpanzees, may be more different than geneticis... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5288
<1min