Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
What is This?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3280
<1min

What is This?

A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.The bartender says to them, "What is this - a joke?"... read more..
Happy Birthday Ten Again
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4626
<1min

Happy Birthday Ten Again

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme ... read more..
Ten Minute Wait
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3457
<1min

Ten Minute Wait

I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. This w... read more..
Altar Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7307
<1min

Altar Call

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.For... read more..
High Blood Pressure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
20019
<1min

High Blood Pressure

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out he... read more..
Support Voicemail
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3577
2 min read

Support Voicemail

 Cybersalt's online support voicemail is handled by Skype and the wonderful program SkyLook.Skylook marries Skype and Microsoft Outlook - providing an answering machine for Skype AND the op read more..
Wacky Definitions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5747
<1min

Wacky Definitions

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.Karaoke: A Japanese word mean... read more..
Famous Last Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4797
<1min

Famous Last Words

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.* Don't worry, it's not used any more.* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.* read more..
"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!" Memories Of Dad
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
13037
5 min read

"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!" Memories Of Dad

What triggers old memories? I’m not sure what the answer to that question is but recently I had the shock of my life. And at my age, I don’t have too many shocks left.The shock came one da... read more..
Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5068
<1min

Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

1.  As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.2.  You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a dire read more..
Emotional Health - Embrace Grieving and Loss - Part 1
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4220
<1min

Emotional Health - Embrace Grieving and Loss - Part 1

If grief and loss were oil, gas would be free in this world. But they aren't. Just the same, mishandled grief can exact an emotional price on our life that makes gas look cheap. Only by embracing ... read more..
As Long As We Are One
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4755
<1min

As Long As We Are One

My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different churches.Then he added, "It really doesn't matter if we go to different churches, does it, Grandma, as long as we... read more..
The Foot Rule
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3993
2 min read

The Foot Rule

There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot Rule". You start by determining the total number of feet (as in those at the end of the legs, not the kind made u... read more..
Possessed Computer?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6526
<1min

Possessed Computer?

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.  A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room.  I reac... read more..
Dressing Down
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3608
<1min

Dressing Down

When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks.A student came in, and hi... read more..
God&#039;s Love
Misc
2912
<1min
Fear
Misc
2904
<1min

Fear

  Here is a gem that I read just recently:   You are worried and fretful...but you have forgotten that Christ is in your boat...asleep, maybe....BUT wake Him up! read more..
There is a Bridge
Misc
2653
<1min

There is a Bridge

THERE IS A BRIDGE.........................One writer tells of a bridge over which God comes to us and over which we travel to God.  It is called Charity.   If there is no love...and ... read more..
Light Bulb List Members
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4388
2 min read

Light Bulb List Members

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 1,331:1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share si... read more..
Leak Repair
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3257
<1min

Leak Repair

My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending several evenings trying to fix a leak in the bathroom, he finally admitted defeat and called a plumber, who fi... read more..
Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4380
<1min

Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with an unique problem:A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.  That was fine, but a... read more..
Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5006
2 min read

Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump

Pastor Jim was called to pastor a large Southern Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas.  He had been pastoring a middle sized church in Minnesota and arrived on a Monday in San Antonio.  He w... read more..
Missing Bags
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3472
<1min

Missing Bags

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were... read more..
Dishwashed Verse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5055
<1min

Dishwashed Verse

Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.Oh yes, it is, his wife retorted, quoting 2 Kings 21:13:I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and ... read more..
More Bulletin Bloopers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3147
<1min

More Bulletin Bloopers

Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful.The Jack and Kill Daycare is looking for someone to help part time on Saturdays.We'll kick off... read more..
More Strange Warnings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4745
<1min

More Strange Warnings

Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters.  Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in ... read more..
Mowing the Lawn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5839
<1min

Mowing the Lawn

I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn mower refused to cooperate. It would run fine for a few seconds, then cut off, run again, cut off. Finally, I g... read more..
Emotional Health - Receive the Gift of Limits - Part 2
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3591
<1min

Emotional Health - Receive the Gift of Limits - Part 2

Knowing what God doesn't have planned for us is key to understanding what He does have for us.  The limits we have in life, therefore, are gifts from God that we can receive with true thanksg... read more..
You Know You Are From Arizona When
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4979
<1min

You Know You Are From Arizona When

You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You can endure 110 degrees without fainting.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.You can make instant sun tea.You learn that a seat belt make... read more..
Goober 911
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5326
<1min

Goober 911

Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!... read more..
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