Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 992 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Goober Selling Car
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Grasping Challenge
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3363
<1min

Grasping Challenge

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the ent... read more..
You Can Be A Winner
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
7793
5 min read

You Can Be A Winner

I love sports. One of the mementos I've saved from my childhood is a faded, slightly out of focus black and white photo of me on my first soccer team. As a boy, I dreamed of winning the championsh... read more..
Meet You in the Sky
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4920
<1min
Deck Praise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3262
<1min

Deck Praise

I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work."Wow," she gushed, "you're an expe... read more..
Roadside Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4796
<1min
Changing Scientific Position
Wonders of Creation
4802
4 min read

Changing Scientific Position

Science frequently moves from one position to another. As soon as a statement is made, defining some property of matter, or some finding has been established as certain, a revision appears in which th... read more..
Egg Timing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3559
<1min

Egg Timing

A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's relatives. She got up early, went down to the kitchen and started to get breakfast together. When the lady of th... read more..
Bedroom Traffic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4761
<1min
It's My Body; I'll Exercise it if I Have To
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4721
5 min read

It's My Body; I'll Exercise it if I Have To

Lately, I have noticed a lot of news regarding all aspects of the body. According to one report I read, this is a multibillion dollar-a-year business. I never knew my body was worth so much money. Im ... read more..
Shower Music
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3612
<1min

Shower Music

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..
Low Watt Stories
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4496
3 min read

Low Watt Stories

True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's.  I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half-dozen nuggets."We ... read more..
The World's Problem
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3544
<1min

The World's Problem

We live in a world where everyone faces the same problem.  Helping others see this is the beginning point of sharing Jesus with them.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060312.mp3{/audio}... read more..
"Dilbert Quote" Contest
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5381
2 min read

"Dilbert Quote" Contest

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest.  They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers.Here are the finalists:1.  "As of tomorrow, employees will... read more..
Funny Police Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6015
<1min

Funny Police Quotes

Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""So, you don't know how fast you were goin... read more..
Bullets
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4659
<1min
Bank Enunciation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3944
<1min

Bank Enunciation

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain.""You should have used the d... read more..
President Who?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5103
<1min
It's All About Repentance
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5478
6 min read

It's All About Repentance

For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive by the Spirit1 Peter 3:18John Muir, famous explorer and na... read more..
Whisper Shock
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3423
<1min

Whisper Shock

When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion.On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he ... read more..
Brain Transplant
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5067
<1min
You've Got Bottle
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3246
<1min

You've Got Bottle

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottl... read more..
Wonders of Creation - DNA Differences
Wonders of Creation
5641
4 min read

Wonders of Creation - DNA Differences

A heading to an article in the New Scientist magazine reads, 'dNA shows how different we are.? It went on to say, ?Humans and their closest relatives, chimpanzees, may be more different than geneticis... read more..
Busy Doctors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5430
<1min
Redecorating Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3413
<1min

Redecorating Help

A young woman decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms wer... read more..
Mom's Clarinet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5133
<1min

Mom's Clarinet

My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday.  A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it."Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.""How come?" I asked."Well," he answere... read more..
Setting Your Mind on Things Above
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4593
9 min read

Setting Your Mind on Things Above

In the early 1400's Spain controlled both sides of the narrowest part of the Strait of Gibraltar , where the two land masses of Africa and Europe almost meet. The two large and rocky land points on ei... read more..
Unnecessary Offense
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3845
<1min

Unnecessary Offense

Offending others by how you share the Good News of Jesus is not the same as their being offended by the Good News of Jesus.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060305.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Bible Confusion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4985
<1min

Bible Confusion

The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children's Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young. Now, a decade or so later, the... read more..
Roughhousing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3275
<1min

Roughhousing

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed ... read more..
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